<i>"A great adventure is waiting for you ahead,
hurry onwards Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead.

The journey before you may be long and filled with woe,
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told.

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast,
to find his way out of the gay man's ass.

The road ahead is filled with danger and fright,
but push onwards Lemmiwinks with all of your might.

Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the Sparrow Prince.

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead,
Don't look back Lemmiwinks or you'll soon be dead.

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late,
slow down now and seal your fate.

I am the sparrow prince. Long has my spirit been trapped within this place.
Before you lies the maze of The Small Intestine. One path leads to the stomach. The other, to certain doom.
Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way,
there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay.

Ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within,
freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win.

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach, in the depths of the lung and heart

You chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks. I am the Catatafish!
(The Catatafish of the stomach's cove)
If you answer this riddle, the esophagus will let you pass.
(Catatafish's riddle will soon be told)

Hang on Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catatafish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!

Lemmiwinks has made it now, the tale is nearly through.

Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.
But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks.
You are: the Gerbil King. All hail the Gerbil King!

Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more adventure to go on,
Fly away to far away lands into the setting sun.

There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight,
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King to be told another night.

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Gerbil King"</i>