Known for his loud mouth, exceptional strength, and dazzling plays, Frank "The Somme" Lewis is at the top of every rival coach's hit list. A crowd pleaser due to his cocky attitude and over-the-top antics, Frank has won the MVP award an exceptional number of times, and emerged as a strong player on both the offense and the defense. The crowd often loves (or loves to hate) to hear his signature line, "You don't f--- with Frank!"

Known as the "Turkish Invasion" by his fans, Troy Gallipoli originally showed little promise. He suffered a devastating wound in his first game that the apothecary could barely fix in time, and Coach Patton was considering letting the beast go. Troy pleaded for one more game, against TG United, where he began to show some promise, pulling off a daring interception that led to a touchdown. Since then, Troy has come into his own, joining Joe Stalingrad in the Cavalry as an injury specialist.