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Francois "The Geyser" Vogt
#1
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
9
B
46
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
7
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Tentacles
Lucas "Thong-Tounge" Sultemeier
#2
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
17
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
10
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
10
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Tentacles
 
Jasper "Rip n' Tear' Johanson
#3
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
58
B
48
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
14
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
14
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Skills
Mighty Blow
Jaspar is an agent of the Chaos God Khorne, the God of Bloodshed. Well, it would be reasnoable to assume that Jaspar is an agent, spying on and trying to sabotage the works of the Slaaneshi cultists, but Jasper doesn't seem to make the slightest effort in hiding his afflication, at every kick-off running to the nearest opponent, attempting to tear out his throath with his bare teeth while shouting Khornate battle-cries. Either the Slaneeshi cultlists are so far up their own, each others and their opponents asses that they simpley don't notice Jasper, or maybe it is because Jaspers battle-cries are unintelligble due to him having his mouth full of innards and chunks of flesh, bitten off his opponents legs, arms and faces.
Maud "The Stink" Sejr
#4
Chosen Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
0
B
71
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
9
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Block
Maud is an agent of the Chaos God Nurgle, the Great Unclean one and Blessed Father. Most followers of Great Father Nurgle are blessed with impervious health, but these great blessings also tends to manifest in such ways, that followers of Nurgle are ill suited towards working undercover. Maud however, despite having a certain air about him, has had the great misfortune of not being blessed by the Great Father to the same degree as his fellow rotters, making him eligble to infiltrate cults of the other Chaos Gods. Maybe one day Maud will be blessed by the Great Father, and maybe that very same day the Slaneeshi cultists will tear him limb from limb.
 
Beatrice "The Beard" Beaucoup
#5
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Horns
Joachim "Classy" Vanderbilt
#6
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
 
Valdemar "Three-horn" Rosenkrantz
#7
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Wrestle
Pelle "The Dagger" Rockerfeller
#8
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
 
Jacques "Rack 'em" Voldemort
#9
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Horns
Mikaela "No Refunds" Zhakarov
#11
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
69
B
22
P
4
F
1
G
7
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
17
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Sure Hands
Mikaela is an agent and follower of Tzeentch, which makes it surprising that Mikaela seems to be the best performing player on the team. As good a guess as any, is that Mikaela performing well and scoring touchdowns removes any suspicions of her being an agent, and that scoring touchdowns means that the Slaneeshi cultlists will have to endure more carnage on the line of scrimmage. No mortal can discern the nature or the plans of the Changer of Ways however.