Excerpt from the Diary of Pernille Beacoup Rosenkrantz

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<i>Dear Diary, some weeks ago, father gave me a new Blood Bowl team! As you know, these ones are called Chaos Dwarfs! The Chaos Dwarfs are sort of like regular Dwarfs, but somehow, despite what you would think, they are much more well-behaved!

The Chaos Dwarfs have proven themselves to be very good at blocking, but despite that, it still isn't very easy to win at all when the other coach's men stubbornly refuses to get hurt, or even just be knocked out for a bit! At first I got very cross, and told the Chaos Dwarfs to punch harder and faster! I stomped my feet and pouted and cried, seemingly to no avail, but then the most amazing thing happened! Some of the Chaos Dwarfs suddenly grew long sharp claws! Father will be ever so proud, that my tactical coaching inspired my players to such an extent that their very physiques change to fit my strategies!</i>

Excerpt from the Diary of Pernille Beacoup Rosenkrantz

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<i>Dear Diary, last week father gave me a new Blood Bowl team! These ones are called Chaos Dwarfs, and amongst them are couple of vile creatures known as Hobgoblins! The Hobgoblins appears utterly useless at first, I tried everything! I stomped my feet and pouted and cried, but to no avail. Then, however, a Hobgoblin failed to pick up the ball, and it was just lying right there on the ground! I got so cross that I had one of father's guards rough the Hobgoblin up a little, and all of a sudden the vile thing is much more suspecitble to my coaching! These creaures may posses some potential after all! I wonder if one of them could be taught proper ettiquette and ballroom dancing, perhaps to jokingly display at a party, dressed up to pass a gentleman?</i>