Lasse was the priest of the village, as well as the children's teacher, and so it was fitting, that he were the one to carry the gift of the Great Father into the creche. Of the priest Lasse, which used to be, there is now but one thing left, and that is his great and pure love of all of the children. Great Father Nurgle has blessed Lasse by stripping away all of the old Lasse's former wordly concerns, so that Lasse no longer has a place in his mind for any doubts, fears or needs, and now lives solely for that one purpose, to protect His children! Truly, who would say that Great Father Nurgle's touch is anything but a blessing? What manner of priest would not accept an offer to be in no physical need, and to be completely devoted to such a noble task? Think of this, if ever a Sigmarite or any other Imperial advocate attempts to spread viles lies about the gift of our Great Father!

<i>Excerpt of a public speech made by Morten Mikkelsen, Blood Bowl fan, Nurgle Cultist and Loving Father, now deceased.</i>

Despite her gender, Lise was respected by all in the village due to her knowledge of healing herbs, and was revered as a wise crone, and ought to have had as much say in village matters as the elders, some might have claimed. The casual observer might think that a horrible curse must have befallen Lise, but this is not so! Having been blessed by our Loving Father, Lise is a being beautiful and pure, equal to any of her kind! You seem taken aback? Please, let me tell you of Equality, as I guarantee you, my good people, that you know too little of it!

<i>Excerpt of a public speech made by Einar Mikkelsen, Blood Bowl fan, Nurgle Cultist and Loving Father, now deceased.</i>

Haha! Amazing! Look at him! Nearly sawn in half by a chainsaw, Berthelsen is still fiercely defending his team-mate! Folks, I gurantee you, you don't see that kind of total commitment between teammates on any other team than on a Nurg- WOW! Look at that foul and STILL he sloshes right back up and is ready to take another one for the team! This is a testament for the joy and love that fills both Great Father Nurgle and all of his children for one anoth- OUCH! Well, it is Blood Bowl after all folks, I wouldn't expect to see Berthelsen again this half, and possibly not in the next game either, but it really isn't fair to expect someone who has just been reduced to a smear on the ground to get right back to playing, at least not for a week or so!

<i>Part of a match-commentary by the always impartial Blood Bowl Commentator, Halfdan 'The Vile Pus-eye' Rasmussen.</i>