One of the two veterans of the Heads, Danny always insisted on being called by his self-chosen nick-name and no amount of questioning or peeking could determine what exactly it was that was supposed to be so damn big on Danny Tyler.

Nowadays, however, it's quite clear: it's his gut. His huge, flabby, grossly obese corpus. During the team downtime, his taste for cheap wine reduced Danny to a shadow of his former ability. He must use all his experience and talent just to keep up with the young rookie players.

Time will tell whether Danny can get back in shape and once again become a force to be reckoned with on the field.

Sam is the unofficial "Boot Coach" of the team and has been drilling the rookies in the fine art of crushing your opponent's skull while looking like you're adjusting your helmet.

On the North Bronx Heads, Sam was the expert of the foul play. Due to the changes in rules and increased vigilance from the umpires, many of his old tricks were no longer effective, but, drawing from his huge base of experience, he quickly worked out some new tricks, being more careful in his application of force.