Team Captain.
Best player in the FFH Opener.

Added Baldur Jr. to the roster during game six of the FFH Opener.

Took out Jan Peter Balkenende -the Van Skurgenfurgle's captain and best player- and scored the touch down during the Middenheim Mug Championship before his opponents got picked up by the waa-ambulance.

Added Kris Crawlinswrath to the roster during game nine of the FFH Opener.

He brought his A game during the Middenheim Mug Championship. Petrifying the Van Skurgenfurgles after demolishing Christiaan Eijkman and Geertgen tot Sint Jans, the entire team urinated on themselves and quit.

When the skurgenfurgles ran back to the locker room crying and with their tails between their legs, Reshiram chased with the MVP trophy.

Co-Captain.

Murdered by Kyurem, and stronger because of it.

Co-Captain.
The father of the original team zmobies.


In one his most notable feats in Blood Bowl, he ROFL-stomped One Ton O-Doom to death in the FFH Middenheim Mug. He was interviewed after Sin-Sin threw in the towel and explained, "I remembered what she did to Mewthree last game. You don't mess with mines." The zmobie squad then scooped up the remains, ate some of them, and held the rest up like a trophy as they "jogged" off the pitch.

He worked with the team necromancer to make a special One Ton O-Doom zmobie.

After Groudon flayed her in the Middenheim Mug, the zmobie squad devoured a good portion of One Ton O-Doom.

Groudon bargained with the team necromancer to salvage the remains and add it to the roster. She may not be as strong physically, but the necromancer tossed in some left over brains from a team snack making her stronger mentally. He made sure to leave in her feminine qualities.

Something seems familiar and comforting about Kris Crawlinswrath, which is frightening to both ladies.


The new, subservient, and improved Half Ton O-Doom was born.