"What'cha gonna do, What'cha gonna do brother when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
"Train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins."
There was a fourth demandment: believing in one's self
"To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong."
"This is where the power lies, brother!" "God created the Heavens, he created the earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!"
"Hulkamania is runnin' wild like it's never ran before!"
"Anything less would be too civilized."

A parody of an advertisement for Right Guard deodorant where Hogan uttered the slogan "Anything less would be uncivilized."
"When you're nWo, you're nWo for life."
"When you're with the nWo, when you're with Hollywood, you're just...too...sweet!"
"Brother!"
"Dude!"
"What'cha gonna do when the 24-inch pythons run wild on you?"
"Well let me tell you something, brother!"
"Well, ya know something Mean Gene..."

Feel The Power Of The Warriooooooorrrrrr!!!!!!

You will rest... in... peace!

I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the devil and I will go medieval on your ass!

That wrestling ring is MY yard. And I'm the big dog that runs that yard.

Try me...I'll make you famous.

You better give your soul to the Lord, because your ass belongs to me!

You Shouldn't Be Afraid, You Should Be Terrified!!!


Evil Comes In All Shapes And Sizes.






Once, Evil was simply perceived as that which man did not understand. Now however, he understands it all too well. Evil is the part of man he attempts to shun. A side of himself he seeks to deny. Everything man is determined to destroy can be found within his own heart. Tonight the reckoning is upon us, tonight darkness will seize the land, destroy all that you hold dear, and make play things of your heroes. Steve Austin, Behold my awesome powers, I come to you tonight laden with sin, seething with evil. Tonight I will strip you of that which you hold dear, then I will devour your soul. For I am the reaper of men, the chaser of souls, the weaver of nightmares, the heart of darkness. I am now and ever will be the purity of evil, and all encompassing darkness from which there is no mercy, no hope, and no escape.

“ I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be!”

“You are about to be EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED!!”

"What is the point of calling yourself the best if you truly don't believe that in your mind?"

I am the showstopper. The headliner. The Icon. The main event.

No wife, no kids, no thanks. Why should I get married and thrill one woman when I can stay single and thrill them all? Just remember, girls, they don't call me the Heartbreak Kid for nothing.


The fans have forgiven me for the physical things that I'm not able to do anymore but I still have that passion, that fire, and they know that I still have that.

Mind games? Ha! I don't have a mind to play games with.

The Heartbreak Kid is in this business because this business needs the Heartbreak Kid.

Look! I'm a father of 2, I only know Higglytown Heroes and Dora the Explorer, you KNOW I don't know what cool is!

I promise to put on a show like you have never EVER seen before. Why?--Because I can.


Its better to be pissed off than pissed on!

If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone down with me! 'Cause I'm going out in a BLAZE OF GLORY!!!

I'm a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!!

Girls, you can't be the first, but you can be next.

"Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man."

"You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit against the wind, and you don't write checks that your body can't cash!"

"Ooooohhhh yeah, dig it?"

Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooooooooooooh Yeah!

"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!"

"Real men wear kilts."

"Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox."

"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions."

"Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"

"Nobody beats Mr. Perfect! Nobody!"

"Now that's perfect!"

"You're in the ring with Mr. Perfect!"

"Come on Beefcake!"

"Who's next"!"