Having left behind a chequered past as a swashbuckling piratical rogue and weekend disk jockey, Piere now takes to the gridiron attired in his trademark skull and crossbones bandana, mirror shades and lime green spandex bodystocking.

A Brettonian by birth and massive poser by inclination, Piere brings style and panache to the field whenever he makes an appearance. He revels in the opportunity of going one on one with the opposing ball carrier, and has such a ferocious reputation for sacking that he's been described (by himself) as 'half machine, half god.'

DID YOU KNOW?
In his early career Chevalle had a 50% block to casualty inflicted ratio, which he attributed in interviews to his patented 'Buccaneer's Thrusting Tackle' technique. He's since eased up a bit, because he was 'making the rest of the team look bad.'

Surprisingly spry for an overweight lump, Langwald is the beating heart of the Steeler's formidable D. He likes nothing better than treating opposing receivers to a dose of 'Imperial Suplex', or leaping from a teammate's shoulders for his gravity defying 'Comet of Sigmar' attack.

In one post-match interview, Deadrock Stranglers runner Slippy Silvertooth described going head to head with Lanwald as 'akin to being set upon by a furious jelly.'