O My O My
What a wretched life
I was born on the day
That my poor mother died
I was cut from her belly
With a stanley knife
My daddy did a jig
With the drunk midwife

On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
a red right hand

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"

L is for love, baby
O is for only you that I do
V is for loving virtually all that you are
E is for loving almost everything that you do
R is for rape me
M is for murder me
A is for answer all of my prayers
N is for knowing your loverman's going to
be the answer to all of yours

Jack raises his glass
Says, God bless this country
And everything in it
The losers and the winners
The good guys and the sinners