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Wizard Masters
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Aerandir is a leader and he has no regard for his personal safety. He just wins the ball, blocks opponents, and scores.
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He's a badass but not quite as big a badass as Aerandir Oakenstaff.
NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Killed a Dwarf with his bare hands on the pitch. Tuan is also really awesome at kicking the ball. He got a lot of practice when he kicked that dumb dwarf until he died
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Dauntless
This guy is fast, but he gets wasted, like, wayyy too quickly
The new guy on the team. In his debut game for the Wizard Masters, Strongbow rushed for 14 yards, successfully threw a block, and completed 2 passes, one for a touchdown. He was hungover as fuck while doing this. Good job, new guy.
NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Broke a goddamn Beastman's neck and pinched his nerve while doing it. An otherwise workmanlike blocker. Received an injury playing against the Mean Street Whatevers, now he enjoys a role as the Number One Backup Dude
NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Has also beat the shit out of a dwarf. Harathir is a very burly elf, and he is drunk almost all the time.
Dringweth hasn't been much beyond a warm body/tackle zone generator in his rookie season, but he finally beat the shit out of some beastman against the Fearsome Fumbling Fanatics.
NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Beat the shit out a minotaur. Wow.
This guy received an MVP one game. He probably didn't earn it but he throws a lot of blocks.
NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Beat the shit out of a dwarf. Gave no fuck. Tied for the team lead in touchdowns. This guy is a wardancer in a lineman's body.
The new guy who is going to take the place of stupid Thurinthel because he can't run good anymore.