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Mardy Bum
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Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Origionally named Karnok 'The Punchbag' Mattok, Mardy Bum was a chaos warrior who had the misfortune of playing for the Chaos Poor Stars. The team had such a poor injury rate that the only thing the supporters bet on was who would get knocked out first.

The Punchbag was a fan favorite, 47 games played and he was knocked out or seriously injured in every one. He got killed 11 times but the teams Appothecary was just too good to keep him down. His final demise came at the hands of the Halflings of the Egginville Scramblers. Shell-don Cooper got a lucky blow that somehow managed to penetrate Karnok's armour and kill him outright. So impressed were the Chaos fans that after the game they wrapped his corpse in bacon and left him as an offering to the Halfling Gods!
Riot Van
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Mighty Blow
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Riot Van was once the famed Trollslayer Gavlar Gotreckson. Having played for a few teams as a rookie, he found his home at the Warhammer Whollopers after killing an ork lineman in his debut game. His carreer went from strength to strength for the team, having killed or seriously injured 103 players in his time on the pitch.

His death was one any troll slayer would be proud of. Surrounded by four Chaos Warriors he tried to stop a Blitzing Minotaur and failed epically. Having been almost ripped in two, the teams fans thought it would be a fitting tribute wrap him in the team flag and lay him to rest in the Stadium of Fire (His favorite place to kill people.).

On the night of Rebirth as people are now calling it. Riot Van awoke to the sound of drums pounding out a rythm in his head, he discovered the only way to keep the music alive(along with his reanimated corpse) was to kill people. so thats what he did. to a lot of people.

Since starting back on the Blood Bowl pitch, Riot Van doesn't seem to have lost any of the skills of his former self. In their first game he managed to kill Wilkens a Linerat for sas ratz and recruit him back in to the team.
 
D is for Dangerous
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Wight Blitzer
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Balaclava
#4
Wight Blitzer
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I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor
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Ghoul Runner
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Sure Hands (20k)
Teddy Picker
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Ghoul Runner
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Still Take You Home
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Ghoul Runner
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When the Sun Goes Down
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Skeleton
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Thick Skull
 
Do Me a Favour
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Thick Skull
Do Me a Favour arose from the crypt before anything else, and started to kick people to death as soon as he got close enough. He made quite a tally for himself on that night. Nobody realised who the reannimated Skeleton was until they started the team, whereupon some of the fans recognised the chainsaw shaped hole in the skull and realised it must have been Stadium Super Fan Dirk Flaxby.

In his day Dirk was a keen Blood Bowl fan and would go to every game played at the Stadium of Fire. Unlike most fans though he wouldn't take a seat, he would follow the play from the touchline just waiting for someone to get surfed whereupon he would pounce. He liked nothing better than to be stomping on players heads. He took more than one most casualty awards during some of the less bloody matches, and still holds the record for most spectator casualitys in one match at a whopping seven!!

Since playing for the team he has already kicked a Black Orc to death whilst saying do me a favour. And he did so Henry Ztrappa joined as a Zombie to swell the ranks some more.
Tha Bad Thing
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This House is a Circus
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Wilkens
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Hernry Ztrappa
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