<i><b>Ricky Slade</b>: Ah, you must be the Red Dragon! So, where's your lair?
<b>Welshman</b>: Err, Glasgow.
<b>Ricky Slade</b>: And where would that be?
<b>Welshman</b>: Scotland.
<b>Ricky Slade</b>: Well, how come the word around the campfire is that you're Welsh, my man!!</i>

<b>Coach's Report 08/06/11</b>

Firm favourite of the fans, Ricky Slade is a no nonsense, bash and crash Warrior that likes nothing better that getting up close and personal in the line.

Awarded MVP in 3 of the first 5 games he soon honed his skills with Block and Guard to make him a fairly daunting prospect for all but the biggest of foes.

<i><b>Westie</b>: His gun's a starter pistol. I can see the red plug in the barrel.</i>

<b>Coach's Report 20/06/11</b>

Understudy to Screech, while he doesn't have the agility of his mentor, he does have an extra yard of pace. The team's second most prolific scorer, he's developing well by adding block to his skill set.

<i><b>Doorman</b>: You look big man, you been liftin'?
<b>Screech</b>: Hey thanks, yeah a little bit. I got a 6 pack, started out with a 40!</i>

<b>Coach's Report 08/06/11</b>

Starting life as a common or garden Beastman, Screech immediately showed promise by scoring a touchdown in 4 of his first 5 games. Achievements like this don't go unnoticed by the Chaos Gods and a first skill AG boost was bestowed upon him as due reward.

Its early days, but I think Nuffle has a bright future mapped out for this guy!