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Elf Professionals
I'm afraid you can't blitz Mr. Elfenson right now. He's on an important call with a client.
He's the guy who assigns your promotion... get yourself in good with him, and he'll feed you all the touchdowns you want.
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
This guy should probably have Stab.
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Block
Dodge
They say Mike has no real power... but tell that to a Wood Elf catcher. Now, THOSE guys get pushed around.
If he can't alter the course of the game, he'll alter the post-game report. You scored a touchdown? Nah, that's clearly a typo.
Nobody even knows what Len does for this company. Nice pants, though.
He'll be a little late for practice... he has a requisition for a cauldron full of blood to process.
It's a deceptively tough job. Durthu doesn't get a lot of calls, but Treeman names are really long.
"Who ordered ten suits of platinum-plated dragon armor? And is that armor decorated with a dragon motif, or armor FOR a dragon? Send this back to the Armor Department -- I need some answers."