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Mr. Elfenson
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
1
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Side Step
Dodge (20k)
I'm afraid you can't blitz Mr. Elfenson right now. He's on an important call with a client.
Elf Resources Director
#3
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
22
B
6
P
11
F
0
G
5
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Pass
He's the guy who assigns your promotion... get yourself in good with him, and he'll feed you all the touchdowns you want.
Pencil Pusher Paul
#4
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
10
B
10
P
4
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Dodge (20k)
This guy should probably have Stab.
Middle Management Mike
#5
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
72
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
7
Mvp
0
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Block (20k)
Dodge (20k)
They say Mike has no real power... but tell that to a Wood Elf catcher. Now, THOSE guys get pushed around.
The Copy Editor
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
1
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Pass
If he can't alter the course of the game, he'll alter the post-game report. You scored a touchdown? Nah, that's clearly a typo.
Len, the Elf in Khakis
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
20
P
3
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dodge (20k)
Nobody even knows what Len does for this company. Nice pants, though.
Malekith's Personal Assistant
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
He'll be a little late for practice... he has a requisition for a cauldron full of blood to process.
Durthu the Treeman's Secretary
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Block (20k)
It's a deceptively tough job. Durthu doesn't get a lot of calls, but Treeman names are really long.
Ed, Accounts Director of Hoeth
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
14
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
"Who ordered ten suits of platinum-plated dragon armor? And is that armor decorated with a dragon motif, or armor FOR a dragon? Send this back to the Armor Department -- I need some answers."