Best friend I'm all that you've got,
Pretend best friend if you like it or not,
Pretend best friend so don't talk to them,
You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend.

In my house, there's a place I can hide,
When I feel a surge of self pity,
In my house, there's a place where I sit,
And watch the violence on the telly,
In my house, there's a kitchen,
Where we eat, drink and cook,
And in my house there's an attic at the top,
where my sister and her boyfriend go.

My house, get down the stairs,
My house, 'till your dad gets home,
My house, listen son there's a few rules you should know,
About living in My house, do as you're told,
My house, have you got that straight,
My house, if you wanna own it then you just better wait.

I gambled with my house, when I lost my car,
I gambled with my car, trying to win back my wife,
I lost my family on a sure fire thing,
Then I lost against the odds when I gambled with my life.
Now I'm on a list, I'm on a list,
The celebrity hit list,
Another target out on the market,
The celebrity hit list.

I had a decent house, I had a fancy car,
I need a fancy car to drive my fancy wife,
I had a family as a sure fire thing,
I'd won against the odds first prize, a nice life.

And when I fly, I always fly at least as high as the sky,
And when I fall, I always fall at least as hard as you all.

Starts off early Monday, the beginning of the week,
With a belly full of serpents wriggling round making me feel sick,
Well I know I went out last night, and it's the price I'll have to pay,
But before I've even found my feet I've been discovered by Tuesday.
Green is the colour of your eyes,
Grey is the colour of your skin,
Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue,
If I was you, well I'm not am I?

Well I know I'm not you, you're not me,
But everybody join in after three,
one..........
Two..........
THREE!!!!!!!!