Erik Jong-Hun was once struck by lightning at halftime of a game. In the second half, he scored three touchdowns and killed five dwarves. Erik credits Sven Jong-Il's glorious leadership for this impressive performance.

One of the greatest Blood Bowl players in history, Olaf's unbreakable will and fierce determination allow him to play as a striker and a keeper at the same time.

Bjorn Kum-Chol once threw seven touchdown passes in a game. Five of them were to himself.

Ingve Tae-Se once played a game against a Wood Elf team singlehandedly. By the end of the game, he was the only player on the pitch. He had killed all eleven wood elves. A passing necromancer raised the wood elves from the dead, and Ingve immediately played THEM -- with similar results.

Harald scores one-turn touchdowns all the time. No chainpushes, nothing... he just scores them.

Axel Myong-Gil is the most famous runner in Norse Korean history. Except Sven Jong-Il, who is a troll AND a runner.

Karl has made two million gold pieces as a Blood Bowl player, and has donated them all to Sven Jong-Il for the honor of playing alongside him on the line.

Knut is the only Norse lineman with the ability to regenerate when injured. He does it on a 2+, and stays on the field. If he rolls a 1, he is stunned. Of course, nobody has ever managed to injure Knut, so it's irrelevant.

A true legend of sport, Egil invented the game of Blood Bowl. Unbeknownst to him, Sven Jong-Il had invented Blood Bowl the previous year, with slightly different rules. Rather than being ungrateful, Egil bowed to Sven and proceeded to become one of his closest friends.

Ubbe was born a halfling, but through devotion to the game of Blood Bowl and careful study of the words of Sven, he willed himself to grow to a height of 6'4", and was rewarded with a spot on the national team.

Bow before the presence of Sven Jong-Il, the most legendary Blood Bowl player the world has ever known! He scores three touchdowns a game, and has personally retired every team he has faced! You are not worthy to take the field against him, but in his infinite mercy, he allows you to to die by his hand! Sven! Sven! Sven!