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Snarkville Smurfs
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Clumsy Smurf
#2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
58
B
150
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
12
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block (20k)
Break Tackle (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Smurfette
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
18
B
119
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow (20k)
 
Bent Over Smurf
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
15
B
114
P
0
F
1
G
28
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Brainy Yet Stupid Smurf
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
"It's a mummy, it is a LOT bigger than you!"
"I can take him!"

SPLAT!

Let's hope that this incarnation of Brainy Smurf is just a little bit smarter than the last one...
 
Jokey Smurf
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
20
B
398
P
0
F
0
G
54
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
72
Td
3
Mvp
10
GPP
203
XPP
0
SPP
203
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Claw (30k)
Guard (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Piling On (20k)
Pro (20k)
Wimpy Smurf
#7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
112
P
0
F
0
G
28
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
6
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
 
Heavily Farmed Smurf
#8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
15
B
74
P
1
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Now on his fourth incarnation, currently representing 30% of the perms for the entire team, Farmer Smurf continues to loyally spread spp to all opposing teams. He gracefully (and frequently) sacrifices himself to prevent the Smurfs from acquiring an even more absurdly lopsided CAS ratio.
Greedy Smurf
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
808
B
104
P
53
F
5
G
55
Cp
12
In
0
Cs
6
Td
24
Mvp
3
GPP
111
XPP
0
SPP
111
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG (40k)
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Fend (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
 
Vanity Smurf
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
11
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Painter Smurf
#11
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
29
B
17
P
3
F
70
G
44
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player (20k)
 
Evil Smurf
#12
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
16
B
9
P
1
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Poet Smurf
#14
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
18
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player (20k)
Kick (20k)