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Chosen of Loss
Opress is always in the front of the drive, and often takes a thumping because of it. After surviving so much punishment he has learned to fight back, and instead of receiving the clobbering it’s more of a mutual beating.
Addict is a glutton for pain, and often flings himself upon enemies hoping for a good thrashing. He thrives off of things most others would be killed by. It seems he has lung and liver cancer from his nefarious habits, but these mutations have only made him stronger. With every bloody cough Addict becomes stronger and more sadistic. It is hard to tell how long life is, but it’s sure to end in a bloody mess
Enervate started his Blood Bowl career weak and inflexible. After a few games he’s been tenderized quite nicely. It’s rumored there isn’t a solid bone in his body, because of the twisting and bending he has done during resent games. Even if Enervate doesn’t amount to much he will make a pretty good goatburger.
Taytiamop was the first Chaos Warrior that I found willing to play with my morphed goats. It seems he wasn’t cruel enough to play for any normal Chaos team, and is better described as a disorganized retaliator than a warrior of chaos. He has a fondness for small furry animals and was right at home with my talking goats. He is often made fun of and pushed around, but after anyone lays a hand on a fellow teammate he goes berserk.
Taytiamop also makes a great peach cobbler.
Tdskap’s ego is so large he chose to play with the worst team he could find in order to make himself look better. As far as I can tell he is unskilled, uncoordinated, and self-centered. Tdskap refuses all team help and is often savagely beaten while he runs directly up to the heftiest lineman (or Big Guy) he can find.
Hfkar claims to be the voice of the one true Chaos God known as NUFFLE. He proclaims Nuffle reins over all Blood Bowl pitches with a pointy iron fist of wrath. After his first fielding Hfkar received a traumatizing head wound that left him with a fractured mind which seems to have spawned two personalities. During games Hfkar often makes zealotis proclamations of Nuffle’s might and moments later after a punch to the head is cursing Nuffle with all his might (which often causes more pain to be inflicted upon him).