"Colonel" Pokely Porksweat doesn't do much, but when he does its because he gets some much needed help for General Pearbelly Sweatpalm. "The General" often aids the Troll with tasks such as who to hit, who to throw, and who to eat.

For any reason "Colonel" Pokely Porksweat doesn't perform as needed the Skaven give blame to "The General". Usually subjecting him to a locker room beating, since there is no way they would dare try to pick a fight with the teams lone Troll.

What does "Colonel" Pokely Porksweat think of this... he doesn't think at all.

Goblins Eaten (2): Whizzell on last play of game, in the first round of the playoffs in ZNBBL Season 3. Lardu Septiclove on the first play of the game in ZNBBL Season 4.

In the first league game of the Zlurp Nation Blood Bowl League, he killed #11 Banus of Taint Misbehavin! After the game was over, Ebola proudly tea bagged his dead face. He is one mean and nasty Skaven.