Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).

After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.

Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.

Timmy is one of the boys' 4th grade classmates. He's handicapped and has a very limited vocabulary ("Timmy", "Jimmy", "Gobbles", and "Livin a lie").

However, that doesn't stop him from being an active member of the group...or from traveling through time on his Star Trek-esque modified wheelchair. He is also the lead singer of the breakout band "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld."

When he's not rocking out, however, he's joining forces with Coon and Friends as the deadly superhero "Iron Maiden."

Kenny is poor kid in the group, often eating canned food and frozen waffles for dinner. He also tends to die quite a bit, being killed in innumerable ways during the first 5 seasons. Although his speech is muffled under that orange hoodie, he is the most sexually knowledgeable of the boys and often professes his love for titties.

His soul was briefly trapped in Cartman's body before it returned back to earth. He also briefly dated a 5th grader, Tammy Warner, before he died of syphilis.

Unlike most of his classmates, Kenny DOES posses a special power: He can't die. But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion.

Professor Chaos is Butters' villainous alter-ego. Born from a life of dejection, he vows to bring chaos to the world that has shunned him. Chaos has appeared multiple times, concocting not-so-evil plans to destroy the world. Most of which, the Simpsons have already done.

He is aided by trusty partner in crime General Disarray. He also briefly teamed up with The Coon. Where he goes, destruction will follow!

Stan is your average, American 4th grader living in a pretty f*cked up town. When crazy things happen in South Park, he and Kyle often provide the voice of reason and help to fix the problem.

He briefly was the head of Scientology, the coach of a Pee Wee hockey squad, and is great pals with the Super Best Friends.

Stan has a sister named Shelly, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger". They broke up for a while but have since patched things up.

Although he may seem like a normal 4th grader, Stan doubles as the superhero "Toolshed", a lead member of Coon and Friends.

Kyle is Stan's best friend. When stuff gets crazy in South Park, he usually is the most sympathetic and, along with Stan, provides the voice of reason. He's also Jewish, a trait which Cartman (his rival) loves to rip on him for.

Kyle enjoys basketball and briefly got a "negroplasty" so that he could play on the varsity squad. He has a little brother named Ike and at Christmas, often plays with his friend Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.

When he's not playing basketball or dreidel, he's teaming up with his friends to form Coon and Friends. His secret identity: The Human Kite.

Clyde is a fellow 4th grader in the boys' class. He's the fattest kid next to Cartman, who he ironically has expressed a very strong disdain for.

He had a colostomy at the age of 5 and according to rumor, he only has one testicle.

In the episode "The List", he was voted number one on the girls' list of cutest boys in class. It was eventually revealed that the girls voted for Clyde so they could go out with him and get free shoes since his father owns a shoe store at the mall.

Joining forces with Coon and Friends, Clyde also doubles as the superhero "Mosquito". His bold ideas and lemon bar recipes have helped countless in need.

Mint-Berry Crunch (also written as Mintberry Crunch and Mint Berry Crunch) is the superhero alter-ego of Bradley Biggle. He is a member of the superheroes group Coon and Friends. Crunch plays a significant role in the episode "Coon vs. Coon and Friends".

Bradley Biggle transforms into Mint-Berry Crunch by spinning in place and saying "Shablagoo!!" He has the power to control mint and berrys with a satisfying crunch, which he wields as weapons; he can also fly. Crunch is currently on a mission to discover the fate of his alien parents.

This is death. He's a pretty frequent visitor to South Park and he's always on Kenny's tail.