Game 3 - Smashed the hand of Astere II of Troll and Friends causing the Marauder to miss a match.

Game 4 - Scored the second touchdown against Hammer's Horrors in the last minute. Shame he double skulled and boneheaded in the two turns previous.

Game 6 - Badly hurt Razor Marc, Beastman of Piling Razors. Skilled up to Guard as befitting his girth.

Game 7 - Badly hurt the Zombie Empathy of Mind of a Sociopath.

Game 16 - His long streak of doing nothing ends as he Badly hurts a Journeyman elf of Blond and Futile Elves.

Game 18 - MVP against the Wonkaville Wonderboys - Skilled up to Break Tackle.

Game 2 - Badly hurt 'Cannon Fodder' Bill, Thrall of Black Mist Nightmares. The doctor saved his skin ... boo!

Game 3 - Scored the team's only touchdown in a draw against Chaos Pact side, Troll and Friends.

Game 5 - Badly hurt a Dark Elf Lineman from Mustavitta. Learned to Block as a reward.

Game 12 - Badly hurt Doh Nuts of Moot Gentlemanly Snackmasters.

Game 18 - Runs in a Touchdown against the Wonkaville Wonderboys and now he has got a taste for it. Brand new running shoes give him +MA

Match 1 - Killed High Elf Catcher Ca-Yi. Bazinga!

Match 2 - Sheldon Cooper is a murder machine. Sex Machine, Thrall of Black Mist Vampires drops dead.

Match 4 - Scores at the very end of the first half against the Necromantic Hammer's Horrors. Then crushes the ribs of Zombie Rotting Olaf, who is tragically patched back by necromancy. However, learns the skill Break Tackle.

Match 11 - Badly hurts Dark Elf Lineman. Performance of the entrie team however was a source of shame.

Match 12 - Fractured the skull of Hazel Nuts of the Moot Gentlemanly Snackmasters

Game 15 - MVP gives him the Juggernaut skill.

Game 16 - Hurts Elven Catcher Molleenen II.

Game 18 - Fractured the skull of Goblin, Gumdrop of the Wonkaville Wonderboys

Game 1 - Killed High Elf Lineman Thothar-tha and fractured the skull of Lineman Iakrha-abbhae. No crowbar in sight.

Game 3 - Gave Marauder, Bovak, of Troll and Friends and Niggling injury. Also successfuly throw a Long Bomb, only to see the Snotling reciever drop it. First skill up gives him Break Tackle.

Game 7 - Gordon badly hurts the Zombie Joy of Mind of a Sociopath with his opening block.

Gamne 8 - Badly hurts Batzombie of WOlfs and Zombies, who tragically regenerates. Does nothing about the Claw Pomb, which sucks to strange new levels.

Game 14 - 3 casualties against the Skaven as they rage quit after 7 turns.

Game 16 - Hurts an Elven Blitzer. Perfects the art of perfect crowbaring - or Block as it is better known.

Game 17 - Broke the ribs of Drusilla of Dodge Delux

Game 18 - Broke more ribs - this time Sour Patch Kid, Goblin of Wonkaville Wonderboys

Game 7 - Managed to get pushed out of bounds by hated Werewolf, Gripping Hostility of Mind of a Sociopath (http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8478705). Was killed on his debut, but the doc saved him with a speed loss.

Game 9 - Two injuries to Thralls and an MVP capped off an excellent afternoon. First skill Guard.

Game 7 - Gets a casualty on his debut. Badly hurts Zombie, Boris the Unlucky of Hammer's Horrors.

Game 8 - Kills Superzombie and scores a touchdown against the Wolfs and Zombies. Skills up to Guard.

Game 11 - Injured a Dark Elf Lineman - shouldn't have bothered turning up. Terrible match.

Game 14 - A casualty-fest against Skaven. Learns Break Tackle.

Game 16 - Scores a TD against the Blonde and Futile Elves.

Game 18 - Rock out - Badly Hurt Lemon Head of Wonkaville Wonderboys

Game 18 - Stamped a poor Goblin, Jolly Rancher of the Wonkaville Wonderboys to death. Even more impressive is that he got away with it.

Game 5 - Earned the MVP for doing precious little - his second of his career. Skill - Diving Tackle

Game 17 - Sneaky foul meant that Katie of Dodge Delux will be missing her next match. Screech working the eye socket with a grubby index finger.