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RushmoreAcademy
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Block
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Yeah, I was in the shit.
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
(in a letter written in crayon)
Dear Max,
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Your Friend,
Dirk
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Claw
Side Step
Do you think we're going to have sex?
These are OR scrubs.
(Oh, are they?)
This is my baseball field.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Big Hand
Two Heads
Are you fond of that mustache?
Sheep dogs have been in my family... for sixteen generations! Dating back to the Borgias...The family crest... is the image of a sheep dog, pissing into a gondola.
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Foul Appearance
Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
You're a real jerk to me, you know that?
"How are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?"