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MutantWorldOrder
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Height: 6'9"
Weight: 424 lb
Did you know?
Poffo is an experiment of Clan Moulder, created specially for mWo. Tehd-Tehd put in an order for an "exceptional blocker with strength, resilience and a terrifying appearance!" Unfortunately, adding brains was beyond even Tehd-Tehd's vast financial means!
Animosity
Block
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 148 lb
Did you know?
Cur never goes onto the pitch without his favourite pair of 'lucky gauntlets' that he received from the late Gutterblight Slashers star gutter runner, Scrzz Firetail. He also likes to carry the 'lucky stiletto' that he used to get the gloves!
Players hurt by Cur
Players injured by Cur
Animosity
Block
Frenzy (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 133 lb
Did you know?
That when being questioned by Skaven Sports News-News (SSNN) about his violent tendencies, Nathak the Horned responded by biting off the nose of the interviewer, breaking the fingers of one of the broadcasting wizards, inserting a crystal ball into the other wizard, strangling 3 SNSN security guards and setting fire to their studios. Replays of the event are still SSNN's highest rated show to date!
Players hurt by Nathak
Players injured by Nathak
Animosity
Pass
Sure Hands
+ST (50k)
Dodge (30k)
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 127 lb
Did you know?
Trothe was always jealous of the team's previous Troll,
Lizkaz the Smell, for his great strength.
Trothe vehemently asserts that the start of his new 'troll meat diet' and the passing of Lizkaz is purely coincidental!
Players hurt by Trothe:
Animosity
Pass
Sure Hands
Block (20k)
Height: 5' 0"
Weight: 82 lb
Did you know?
Because of his horribly ugly visage, Kirat has been named Cabalvision's
'Player NOT to be watched' three years running!
Players injured by Kirat
Animosity
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Height: 4'9"
Weight: 88 lb
Did you know?
After he spent 5 days in their convent - having accidentally tunneled into the building - the members of the Sisters of Sigmar order Secluded Daughters of Quiet Contemplation, dubbed Roodrood
"Ravishing!"
The order has since been disbanded.
Players hurt by Roodrood
Animosity
Strip Ball (20k)
Wrestle (20k)
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 96 lb
Did you know?
Vinn the Scent has shown an uncanny ability to hunt down ball carriers and pop the ball free as well as an equally uncanny ability to make his teammates' eyes water due to his rather
pungent musk.
Players hurt by Vinn
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG (40k)
Height: 3'1"
Weight: 35 lb
Did you know?
Trikk is so stupid that the time he was told by the coach to "go deep," it took groundskeepers 3 days to get Trikk out of the hole he had dug.
Height: 2'4"
Weight: 26 lb
Did you know?
That in his debut match Nikpa was turned into a frog by a wizard's spell from a rival team. The rest of the mWo still hasn't noticed the change!
Height: 3'1"
Weight: 31 lb
Did you know?
After playing against Elves, Tibog was quoted in the post-game interview, "I can't stand hippies!" He's not too fond of toesies and armsies, either!
Height: 3'3"
Weight: 38 lb
Did you know?
Earned his name by assaulting a herd of deer whilst in a drunken stupor.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads (20k)
Height: 3'0"
Weight: 34 lb
Did you know?
Syxx had earned the nickname "Iron Armour Syxx" from the fans during a match against Keken Kaaos when he managed to hold the mWo line after repeated assaults and despite playing with a fractured skull! Some would say the fractured skull had something to do with his insistence on being put on the LOS in the first place...
Syxx has recently sprouted a second head. Sadly this one seems as damaged as the first.
Players hurt by Syxx

Height: 3'6"
Weight: 38 lb
Did you know?
That Loogrr holds the mWo team record for most Bloodweiser beer consumed? He drank an amazing 52 bottles while traveling to a match in Altdorf! He also holds the NAF record for most matches missed due to a hangover!