“If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right”
Likes
Guns, speed, travel, skydiving, scuba diving, espionage, anything risky and anything competitive, Southeast Asia, Thai food, her siamese cats, honesty, deep tissue massages, landscaping in the spring, dark chocolate truffles, champagne

Dislikes
Bad breath, liars, cheaters, double dippers, getting up early, landscaping in the mud, champagne with no bubbles

“Obey the Maim”
Likes
Tigers, red wine, feminism, punk shows, crafts, baking

Dislikes
Guns, bigotry

“She likes her steak medium-rare and your ass well-done”
Likes
Mix tapes, sweetbreads, Nature's smart design, the Slamwich

Dislikes
Static, horror movies, when friends move out of NYC

“Back like a bad habit”
Likes
Ice cream, metal shops, dancing, long eyelashes, blueberries, sausage over the campfire

Dislikes
Not playing roller derby, crybabies, wet sneakers, poverty, abuse