Had a wonderful debut match in the team's 66th fixture - inflicting a serious injury while staying on the field from start to finish, helping the team towards its 10th ever victory!

In his 2nd match he witnessed the gory slaughter of team legend Mosagi the Master.

Incurred a set of broken ribs playing in his 5th outing, as the LoLz viciously bashed away at a talented human roster for a well-earned 1-1 stalemate.

His 11th match was one of the more dangerous encounters he'd yet to face, up against a potentially devastating clawpomb team. He would incur a serious shoulder injury during the game which was put right by the star medic Dobie Howsker who is back on the recovery wagon.

He debuted in the LoLz' 22nd match-up to replace the sacrificed team original: PeeGee Vermin. Ron became known all over the Empire for directing and participating in adult films.

In his 3rd game Ron proved he's an ogre of many talents, and isn't necessarily partial to the block. Inflicting a nice injury with his boot on a particularly troublesome troll slayer, then with his great skills of diplomacy he convinced the referee to let him off with a warning.

A fractured pelvis after his 7th game saw him miss a match to recuperate.

In his 23rd game he proudly despatched an awesomely legendary beastman clawpomber. This was in retaliation for the beastman injuring the snotty captain Mosagi, but he followed it up shortly after by also splooshing a fancy chaos warrior clawmber much to the delight of a screaming lunicidal crowd.

In his 30th match he received an atrocious injury during the brutal Black Box Brawl XIII grand final, but was successfully patched up by the team's faithful medic Dobie Howsker.

Incurred a smashed hip in his 44th match, which made it very much a bitter sweet moment as the team went on to achieve a sensational victory. Curiously Dobie again failed to treat the wounds of a LoLz star player after failing to heal Vizz Trollskin the match before also.

In his 46th game he was finally awarded his first MVP after an outstanding bone-crushing effort which left the crowds chanting his name. With the departure of Mosagi just 2 games ago a rumour has broken out of a personal dislike Mosagi had for fellow LoLz star Ron Heresy and his despicable immoral ways. Ron attributes this dislike as the cause of him having to wait 46 matches for his first MVP just 2 games after Mosagi's awful departure from the squad.

Debuted in the team's 72nd fixture, replacing Vizz Trollskin. Only playing 2 matches before the team went on a long hiatus to return in the 4th month of 2513.

Suffered a horrific injury in his 8th match when a good chunk of his leg was ripped off from while playing against a psychotic clawpomb squad, fortunately the trusty medical facilities of Dobie Howsker were on hand resulting in Feor's leg being saved and back to 100% after some needed time off for recovery.

Urin Kellar is an original member of the team, playing in their first 8 matches before breaking his neck. Was to injure his neck badly again in his 18th game amongst a wild clawpombing frenzy.

In his 13th game he became a legend among ogres - scoring the first ever big guy TD for the team, and the fourth ever player to score.

Became the first player to earn the triple MVP crown in his 22nd performance.

Almost felt the cold kiss of death during his 24th game, where he flatlined for a remarkable 40 minutes before Dobie Howsker was able to dose him back to life.

Again he narrowly avoided death playing in his 31st appearance for the LoLz, when a depraved clawpombing squad really went to work, the carnage also left a rookie ogre deceased. Urin was lucky to escape with some minor injuries and has since recuperated back to full strength.

Became the first ever star player for the LoLz, doing so after 38 appearances.

Suffered a lasting injury playing in his 44th game, the infamous ogre slaying of 2512. After scoring a breathtaking TD in the first half he then went on to nearly defend a victory for the LoLz almost single handedly in the final half.. but just narrowly failed.

Suffered a minor hand injury in his 49th match but it was enough to decide on resting him up until he was fully fit to play his grand half century match.

Nearing the end of 2512's harsh winter he proudly played his 50th half century match to become the most capped LoLz ogre ever.

In his 51st match he broke his hip against a formidable dorfy mob.

Became the first LoLz player to reach superstar status, doing so after 52 matches.

After Mosagi's tragic demise he is left as the last remaining original member of the squad. This has taken a huge toll on the team's spirits but they will continue to trudge on as they always do.

In his 66th match he would develop a recurring back injury. After very almost being killed finally the team's medic Dobie Howsker would come out of his drug-addled slump to successfully revive the team's superstar ogre.

His 69th match would bring much glory to the LoLz as they seal their first win for 2513 against a completely deranged and enraged full strength dorf roster. A proud moment for Urin as he claims his 5th career MVP.

Anakhon debuts in the team's 60th match, taking the place of deceased tribal hero Nonches Polewag.

Debuted in the team's 55th encounter, replacing the remarkably short-lived Gorge Trunkpuller. Now the third player to put on the #6 jersey.

He went injury free until his 19th match in which he most painfully smashed an ankle.

In his 21st game he would suffer rib damage against a psychotic dorf squad.

Renowned for being a regional champion of the Snotput. Gill joined the team as they were mourning the loss of snot superstar and team original: Slerpy Jim.

Produced a slick debut performance for the LoLz' 22nd fixture, as he kept his cool all game during a near insufferable orcish dark magick beatdown and took home the MVP award.

He sustained a fractured leg playing in his 29th match, which was the grand 50th fixture for the team. To honour his great service for the team coming up to a near perfect run of 30 games he was awarded the MVP as a consolation, which brought up his triple crown!

Suffered a fractured skull in his 34th match in a blood bath dwarven match-up.

Gained a promotion to captain on his 45th match, due to the dreaded passing of original legend: the grand master Mosagi.

Suffered a smashed collar bone in his 51st appearance - but not before executing an amazing crowdpush on the ball carrying blitzer right at the beginning of the match. It may have been the momentum changer that allowed the squad a chance at victory - being the squad's important 2513 comeback match.

A finger fracture resulting from the squad's brutal orcish rumble in his 54th appearance would keep the star off the field for resting.

Debuts in the squad's 77th fixture, taking the spot of deceased legend Goatze Bloodmound. There is some excitement building over the young new players in the roster, with things looking much fresher than they have in some considerable time on the snotling side.

Debuts in the team's 68th fixture, taking the spot of legendary team captain; the grand master Mosagi. The debut was not a good one; coming out of it with a lifelong back injury.

Showed some signs of greatness in his 6th match - which was the squad's 2513 comeback match. Almost scoring to take the lead for the LoLz, alas he just couldn't make it!

In his 8th match a hip injury against a psychotic dorf squad would leave him disfigured for life.

Debuted in the squad's 79th match, replacing the crippled and retired Ado Lughik.
The fixture marks a resurgence of youth coming through the ranks with Deemo, Geng & Felileo all debuting in the same match.

Sooty Bill Whetton was recruited to replace Lockel Posimoth, debuting sometime around the team's 40th match though exact records are sketchy. Sooty Bill is a born sportsman, coming from a family of boxing and football greats.

Sooty quickly assumed the senior LOS position, showing remarkable fortitude by remaining in top physical shape despite bearing the brunt of the Box's worst for more matches than a snotling can count.

Such conditions have left Sooty a hardened player, as he now refuses to be promoted to the backline. Instead he insistently demands to retain his role of senior linesnot for as long he remains a LoLzer.

A minor forearm injury in his 17th match saw him take a match off to recuperate.

Was to tragically break his neck in his 22nd match against the dreaded Positional Dwarves.

In his 25th match he suffered a fractured skull after putting in a good portion of work while the team achieved their 10th ever victory!

Returning from his skull fracture for his 26th match he took another shock injury, refusing medical care as he limped from the field with a broken collar bone this time.

Almost scored for the victory in the squad's 2513 comeback match.

In his 36th game he takes the field as the snotling captain, an entirely different position to his preferred LoS spot. Due to Gill and Wuji both being absent from the match and Drumon's retirement to coach he becomes by far the most experienced snot on the field. He has Mendrik as his vice captain with only 11 appearances under his belt as the LoLz sport a much more youthful roster than they have perhaps ever done before.

Debuted in the squad's 79th fixture as a resurgence of youth flowed through the squad with Geng, Deemo & Felileo all debuting in the same match.

Geng takes the #13 spot of player-turned-coach Drumon O'Duffsky.

Taking the spot of deceased newcomer Grubby Daffy debuting in the squad's 79th fixture as a resurgence of youth flowed through the squad with Felileo, Geng & Deemo all debuting in the same match. Whilst suffering a fractured leg in his debut match he still managed to win the affection of the LoLz fanbase.

Debut in the squad's 76th fixture, replacing the very short-lived Dick Flauntings. He is the younger sibling of a slaughtered journeysnot that played for the team quite some time ago when the reality series Little Buddy was running.

Fractured his arm in his 2nd match but he'll be right back in the action in no time!

Wuji was recruited to debut in the LoLz' quarter century match, replacing the popular Ranfurly Ridgepickle. Wuji will be the second player to ever wear the #16 jersey.

After a nice run staying out of trouble he smashed his hand in his 14th game.

Became the fifth player to claim the MVP triple crown in only his 16th match. Also setting the record for achieving it in the shortest amount of games.

Playing his 27th match in the Black Box Brawl XIII grand final, after scoring a sensational 1st half TTM TD, he then sustained a skull injury in the dying moments of the 2nd half as the LoLz came so close to a victory they could almost smell it.

Brought back from the dead in his 29th game against some most perversely violent chaos dorfs.

A slight leg fracture in his 32nd game saw him take some R&R. After scoring in a sensational 1st half ogre toss, he was set to score again in the 2nd before a fearless beastman breached the ogre's sideline defence to deliver a match-finishing blow to poor Wuji.

A few matches later in the team's 61st game he wouldn't be denied again from achieving his double scoring accomplishment becoming the first player on the LoLz to ever do so.

During his 45th game a worrying knee injury took him out of the match early.

His 47th match was a big occasion being the squad's unglorious 75th anniversary thrashing. He was dealt a brutal rib-breaking retaliatory blow after booting a black orc. For such proudly defiant and courageous behaviour he was unanimously voted the MVP, taking him to a career total of 6 tied at 2nd for the all-time Box record.

A groin strain in his 49th appearance after scoring the equalizing TD for the LoLz and claiming his record-breaking 7th MVP award.