Hock is the original captain of the team, playing in all 15 of the team's first fixtures.

He was to lose his <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=8546494">original ogre partner</a> during the team's 10th game in the most Nuffly of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3268818">dwarven blood baths</a>. Hock was in fact the last Bench Press player remaining on the field.. refusing to stay grounded as an entire team of short grubby men attempted to restrain him. In his last defiant act of the match with an amazing display of strength, a wildly flailing free limb manages to badly injure a troll slayer just before a longbeard can dot down to make it 3-0 at full-time.

Dark magick was still clearly affecting the team during this match, as it had been the match before. It is thought that the evil magic maybe from the school of Gorzanzibub.

People have begun to suspect that Hock maybe the target of the curse rather than the whole team as originally thought. During his 15th match his team was looking to take another complete thrashing for the Nth game in a row - that was until Hock was removed from the field courtesy of a smashed knee. As soon as Hock was gone the team mounted a dramatic comeback to proudly earn itself its 3rd ever victory!

It is rumoured Hock has now hired his own enchanter to look out for his spiritual affairs.

Debuting in the team's 11th match - the Dart replaces ogre original: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=8546494">Batch Poone</a>.

Dart exploded onto the scene snagging an amazing 3 MVP awards in his first 4 matches, becoming the first Bench Press member to ever reach 3 career MVPs.

Recruited to debut in the team's 3rd match to replace team original: Strom Chelton. It was a most Nuffly affair and the rookie greenskin was honoured with the MVP award.

Was most tragically injured playing in his <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3268681">7th game</a>, during which the team was very heavily afflicted with a particularly sadistic mage's dark magick.

In his 16th match, for the 2nd ever round of Black Box Brawl - he suffered a fractured skull against a very tough lizard roster.

Brought in to replace superb team original <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=8546481">Meringue Prius</a>. Debuting for the team's 17th match he scored twice to bring the team its sweetest ever victory! Also it makes him the only player to ever score twice in a single match in Bench Press history.

A most unfortunate knee injury resulted from his 4th game. The match being the first round of Black Cup IV against an intimidating dwarven mob.

Brought in to replace the iconic Dally Bruke, debuting in the team's 22nd match.

Debuted in the team's 23rd match. He was brought in to replace Roses & Carrots band member relative: Heran Grindly.

Heran is the fourth snotling to don the #6 jersey now.

Marval was brought in to replace team original: Larn Foosby. Debuting in the team's 5th encounter which turned out to be a rather momentous occasion - the team snag their first ever victory and Marval is bestowed the honour of MVP in his first game.

In his eighth game he became the second ever snotling to score TDs in back to back matches, and the third ever snotling to reach two TDs in a career.

Suffered a fractured skull during his 9th match just before half-time.

Marval has friends in high places, being connected to a powerful figure within the league's administration.

In his 16th game a smashed knee was to cause him serious problems, as paramedics desperately worked to get him back on his feet things went from bad to worse; left temporarily paralysed at the hands of an incompetent physician.

Debuted in the team's 20th match - which was the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3320321">first round of Black Cup IV</a>. Drawing a full strength dwarven team with over 200 games under their belt was no doubt a punishing prospect for the fresh greenskin, and fractured bones were all part of his debut experience. This gave him plenty of time to replenish on the bench while reflecting on his major league debut.

Replacing team tough guy Kayir Gumwart, he will be the third player to wear the #8 jersey for the squad.

Hade is an original member of the squad, surviving with only a minor injury (and a missing left ear) from the dreaded undead slaughter that occurred during the Bench Press's 2nd game.

A pinched nerve in his 20th match gave him some time on the bench to recover - making it an especially refreshing break after tackling two dwarven squads in a row.

Debuts in the team's 24th match, replacing the legendary team original Weir Dalwad. She is the first female to play for the Bench Press.

Plum is an original member of the Bench Press, being one of only two snotlings at the time to ever score multiple TDs in their career. A record which has since also been achieved by Marval Keekadoo, and by Brane Hornshiner who scored twice in his debut match!

Plum has had a solid record, playing in all 11 of the team's first games before breaking his neck during an <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3271581">extremely violent chaos dwarf match-up</a>. After this he became known as a "Broken Neck Bro" along with fellow team original Jisper.

He managed to smash his hand during his 16th match, as the team went on to secure one of their <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3291353">finest ever victories.</a>

The fifth player to ever score a TD for the team, and the first ever player to score TDs in back to back games!

Jisper is an original team member, he and Plum Draddenbry became known as "The Broken Neck Broz" after both breaking their necks in the same match, both being team originals who played in the team's first 11 matches together.

Suffered a broken jaw in his first game back from injury, and then some broken ribs in his first game back yet again.

In his 16th match playing in the 2nd ever round of Black Box Brawl he smashed a good hand of his, leaving few limbs left now. It's apparent that Jisper has developed a rather sadistic outlook on life after being subjected to such horrific violence on the pitch.

Debuted in the team's 21st match against a psycho chaos dwarf squad - taking the jersey of the amazing team original: Tai Vorpal.

Slide is an original member of the team, proving to be a crowd favourite in his early matches.

While playing in the team's 5th fixture his hip was smashed, though the team went on to secure their first ever victory with a fabulous last turn TD.

Slide was the fourth player to ever score a TD for the Bench Press, which earned the team its second ever victory!

Suffering a pinched nerve from his 14th game left him on the bench to ponder over his philosophies of football and the universe. He has since returned to the pitch meaner than ever with a renewed vigour for violence.

In his 21st match he incurred a serious concussion which would go on to plague him in the future.

Ven is an absolute star player and a great asset to the team. He's an original member of the Bench Press playing in all 16 of the squad's first matches with a perfect record. Sitting out for the team's 17th game due to a minor groinal issue.

Mude is the first player to wear the #16 jersey for the squad. Debuting in the team's 14th match - where he fractured his arm.