Large 'Bad Ron' Collider is sponsored by CERN (Council for Elven Research into Nature). Elven scientists have long searched for the tiniest particles which make up the universe. Their latest idea is that these particles might be found by hitting things very, very hard indeed. And what could hit harder than Bad Ron?

So far close investigations of the blood-spattered pitch in Bad Ron's wake (when he hasn't taken root that is) have revealed the following items:

- smashed tooth fragments;
- fine bone splinters;
- several salty droplets (dark elf tears or urine. Probably both);
- a small bruised prune*

* later examination in the lab revealed this to be a testicle.