Yarrrrrr! Avast ye land-lubbing fumbbl players! This here be IcePhoenix, the scourge of the seven seas. He's given up his life of plundering ships at sea, and instead will bring his scurvey filled fury to the Bloodbowl pitch in order to plunder TDs.

YARRRRRRR!!!!!!

With the tragic loss of Veloxyll to dirty dirty elves, the team needed to find a new anchor that would guide their hearts to victory and potentially brains. WanderingNewbie fit that slot because he had a 'world's best dad' trophy at home, and that was probably the closest the team would ever come to an actual trophy of any type.

We've all heard of disco zombies right? Well, Leperflesh was the original disco zombie. Like he was doing the whole disco zombie thing when the zombies who are known for disco today were still listening to Peter Paul and Mary. But he doesn't tell people that, he just rolls with it because that's his style.

Recently, he punched and elf and then got punched by an elf. He's kind of zen that way, because as we all know, disco is the most zen of all music types.

Now he can dodge shit because that's also disco in some way.

ZOMBIE DANCE!!! ZOMBIE DANCE!!!! ZOMBIE DANCE!!!!

'Nuff said

ZOMBIE SCORE... THEN DANCE IN END ZONE!!!!

I bet you didn't know that sometimes cats get shoved into food processors and come out as zombies. Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

When looking at the picture of Koze, you should probably be humming the tune to Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood. That's Koze's favourite song, and it would be nice if he could hear someone else sing it for once rather than him having to sing it to himself every night before bed.

Have you ever heard of enigmas that are wrapped in shrouds? Now imagine taking one of those enigmas, slowly peeling back the shroud, and finding a kinder surprise toy. That's Viperidae.

You go boy! Twirl your moustache in a sinister way until the cows come home because it's badass and no will tell you otherwise.

You keep trying, and one day, maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but one day, you'll make it Poochie. When you do, I'll be there to start the slow clap.

Poochie is one step closer to his dream. He punched an elf today, and that elf didn't get back up. That slow clap is one step closer my friend.

Combining the fashion sense of a ninja with the raw killing power of a zombie gives you an entity that is too powerful to ever be considered for mass production but too rare to die. It also throws ninja stars (technically known as 'shuriken') like nobody's business.

Dead, but still slicing. Also makes a great ham and cheese wrap with a great secret ingredient. What's that? You want to know the secret ingredient? We-he-hell, someone's got a bit of moxy now don't they! But, if you must know, the secret ingredient is love.

Oh come on now Sibley! Put your scalp back on. We've all seen this trick a hundred times, and it's just not funny anymore. You'll always be special to us, even if your scalp gets sewn back on. No need to show off like that. In the words of the prophet Avril Lavigne: "You acting like you're somebody else get's me frustrated.'

Sibley rolled +AG - he rules. End of story.

Also, Fuck you Avril Lavigne.

Completed Passes: 1

See that gold medalion around his neck? That medalion is special. SevenDeadlySins' father gave him that medalion, and told him that he won it off of a one-eyed snake charmer in Kenya. His father challenged the snake charmer to a wrestling contest (king of skills) and took him to the turf like a boss. He then flew home with his prize and gave it to his only son. That's some history right there kids.

Although he's new to the team, SDS has proven he knows what time it is, and also that he's good at diving and catching things.

Catches so far: 1

YOU'RE BIF MOTHERFU**ER, NO BRO!!!!

So I knew this guy once that really liked that 'Glee' show. I'm really not sure what he saw in it because I always thought it was kinda lame. Then I met skeleton Yapo and watched him do a rendition of Don't Stop Believin' by Journey (killer song). Now I get it. I really get it.