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Dorgan Warchild
#1
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
71
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
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Mighty Blow
Hired to debut in the squad's 16th fixture - also appearing with a fresh rotter and a journeyman after the numbers lost from their previous match. His debut was a mixed bag; being decapitated very early in the 1st half he then regenerated to put in a decent effort throughout the 2nd half.

Dorgan is ironically known for his good looks (by nurgle standards) and charismatic personality within his own community.
Eater Sinbeard
#2
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
4
B
40
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
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Nurgle's Rot
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Eater replaces the slaughtered team original Tino Fhirteen after the squad's nightmare 16th fixture.

Had a breathtaking performance in his 3rd match scoring the equalizing TD from an Al Foster pass in the final seconds of the match. All of this after dying in the 1st half and had regenerated to be ready for the 2nd half.

Has also been noticed for his remarkable regenerative capabilities in what seems like every match he can't be kept on the sidelines.
 
Spike Valei
#3
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Recruited for the team's 20th fixture - he will be the third pesti on the current roster, and only the fourth to ever play for the Douchers.

Broke his ribs in just his 2nd game, against an unforgiving bone-crushing khemri roster.

In his 4th match he took out an angry snow wolf single handed when things were getting tense; with time in the 2nd half running out and many players lying in bloody slumps on the pitch. Knocking the carnivorous canine with enough force to leave him as a lifeless carrier for a new addition to the douching family.
Ulfwezen
#4
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
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0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
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0
In
0
Cs
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Nurgle's Rot
Raised by Spike Valei in the team's 25th fixture from a wolf-thing.
 
Dushan the Nut
#5
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
90
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
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0
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0
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Recruited to debut in the team's 4th match.
Dill Dasher
#6
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
173
B
191
P
2
F
0
G
25
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
10
Td
7
Mvp
0
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
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Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
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Claw
Mighty Blow
In his debut game he converted Olvi to the filthside, before successfully breaking away from opposition to make a hand-off for a last turn score to tie the game up.

He scored a double in his 5th game to lead the team to its first victory, while also becoming the second Doucher to ever score. Then in his next game he became the first Doucher to achieve the double double.

In his 8th game he also converted the player Maevic - the rotter lasted longer than his original raising but failed to have any impact on the game.

Became the only remaining original Doucher to have played in every game after Boron Tear was slaughtered in the squad's 25th fixture.
 
Cank the Mutinous
#7
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Debuts in the squad's 26th match, replacing the slaughtered original hero Boron Tear.
Al Foster
#8
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
78
B
28
P
13
F
2
G
18
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
3
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
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Nurgle's Rot
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Sure Hands
Al is of lizard origin. Debuting for the team in their 7th fixture, in which his old team-mate Gus Hartman will also be playing.

He received the gift of broken ribs in his 2nd game.

Earned his freedom in the squad's 16th fixture when his raiser/keeper Tino Fhirteen was slain - this also seemed to unlock extra ability and performance in the young player.

Suffered a groin strain in his 16th match after scoring the game's only touchdown.
 
Chasa Kulu
#9
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
145
B
77
P
8
F
0
G
18
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
6
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
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Skills
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Dodge
Tackle
Debuted for the team in their 8th fixture, had a superb game and scored the only TD of the match to take the team to a winning overall record for the first time ever.
Dallas Toller-Wade
#10
Rotter
MA
3
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
2
B
21
P
0
F
4
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
-ma, -ma
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Was raised from the "Betcha Can't Play This" chaos dorf squad in the team's 10th encounter, formerly being a rookie hobgoblin.

Suffered a smashed hip in his 7th match, during the squad's nightmare 16th fixture. Also incurred a gouged eye in his 11th match.

A smashed ankle in his 13th match was to really slow him down with his bad hip also.
 
Dingwad Grizzit
#11
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Nurgle's Rot
Debuts in the squad's quarter century match while their fortune has been on the rise and funds have collected in the bank.
Vish Daptor
#12
Rotter
MA
4
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
15
P
0
F
3
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Block
Claw
Hired to debut in the squad's 16th fixture - also appearing for the first time was Dorgan Warchild and a journeyman with him after the numbers lost from their previous match.

His MVP debut performance was another disastrous day for the Douchers, being utterly destroyed by a young khemri squad who somehow still had 11 players on the field at full time.

Suffered a smashed foot in his 8th match after a solid performance scoring a last second touchdown in the 1st half.
 
Ullars Rotcreek
#13
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
27
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Nurgle's Rot
Recruited to play in the team's 10th fixture.

In his 4th match suffered a broken jaw and a fractured chestplate. His 10th match saw some very severe head injuries force him to take a match off for recuperation - inflicted by a dastardly last minute foul by the bitter losing dorf team.

His 12th match brought a hand injury for the solid young player, after some rest time he made another full recovery.
Grunt Pogus
#14
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Nurgle's Rot
Debuts in the team's 20th fixture. Replacing the one match wonder Ripjaw Ensemmy.