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Alpha Male
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
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0
B
0
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0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
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0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Brought in to replace the treacherous Minotaur Growl Hellscream. The cows needed a strong bull to sort them out, and Alpha Male filled the orifice perfectly.
Crappy Asskicker
#2
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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Skills
Block
Crappy has on several occations proved that chaos warriors are more than just blockers by handling the ball almost as good as a battered elf. This has started the rumour that Crappy has ingested elf blood sometime in the past (or in the game versus Woodland roaders). The only comment by Crappy is "Tastes like chicken".
 
Sucky GirlPuncher
#3
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
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Skills
Anoos The Violator
#4
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Claw
 
Albert The Cow
#5
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
-av
Skills
Horns
Dirty Player
One of the oldest founding members left, Albert is an almost useless beastman. He knows many dark tricks (and is not afraid to use them), but has spend more time on the bench than any other member. due to his frail skin. Albert hopes to die in battle before the team finds a more useful beast.


Shitty Bottomfeeder
#6
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Skills
Block
The youngest Warrior on the team, Shitty has sacrificed many small animals for a blessing from the gods. And a blessing has come, in the shape of MVPs.

But now Shitty must prove that he is worthy of the proud name of Bottomfeeder. A long struggle awaits him but he is not afraid, for he is Shitty!
 
Dorothy The Cow
#7
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Horns
Eli The Cow
#8
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Guard
 
Frederik The Cow
#9
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Frederik is an up and coming beastman, who in the game versus Ancient Wrath tried to emulate the feats of Henry. The mummy ball carrier proved to strong many times over and not once did it go down. Still, Frederik is determined to try again 'till he gets it right.
Gary The Cow
#10
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
 
Henry The Cow
#11
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
One of the teams unsung (and unrewarded) heroes. Many (two) where the games where Henry singlehandedly (not by choice, being one of four players on the pitch) held back the enemy ball carrier (and most of the other team). Such bravery and skill have so far gone totally unnoticed by the dark gods, and Henry still languishes on the bottommost spot in the pecking order.