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Colostomy Bag Explosivo
"Da Bootchewer" is known for throwing himself at the feet of opposing players and, well... chewing their boots! Don't worry though, he's really only after the toes inside them!
Whether he's smuggling an extra 6 balls onto the pitch, hiding the ball down the front of his trousers or just drawing a face on it and trying to convince the opposing players that it's just a small, ugly Goblin, Dimby apparently never has the ball.
In fact he'd go so far as to tell you he doesn't even know what one is!
Jump Up (30k)
Wrestle (20k)
1 Confirmed Kill
Banned in One out of One games!
Little Feggins is the most light fingered Hobbo in the Explosivo. He'll try to steal anything that's not nailed down, including your trousers and your mum if you aren't looking!
Bing used to have a Blunderbuss, but the new restrictions to secret weapons meant it was taken off him. He's not too happy about it...
Self proclaimed captain of "the Circle Game", don't look at what he's doing with his hand or you'll get a block in the face!
Jump Up (30k)
Wrestle (20k)
Will "Noogie" anyone within range who has their backs turned, including other team mates (despite Narlgoth's orders)!
Spent many weeks studying with a Clan Eshin Assassin hired by Narlgoth, but the only thing he picked up was the art of "Kancho".
Block (20k)
Fend (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Jimbo's favoured tactic is to take a dive in the middle of a large scrum and tie everyone's shoe laces together. Unfortunately he ties EVERYONE'S laces to everyone else's, meaning everyone from both teams usually ends up falling over each other with nobody free to get the ball!
This served Jimbo well in his very first game, as with everyone's' laces tied in record time he had nothing better to do but get the ball and score the Explosivo's first touchdown!
Willy keeps his little finger drooled on and ready for "Wet Willy" action at all times.
Some say he's playing a dangerous game by inserting his pinky into the ears of 7 foot tall psychotic blockers. They might be right.
Greebo likes to steal the left shoe of every opposing player each game. Why? Because he can.
A Dutch Rub is performed by using the heel of the hand to rub vigorously against the surface of the scalp, stretching the skin and pulling the hair. Take that and add spiked gloves, that's Da Dutch Rub.
Narlgoth discovered Gumbie running around a park in a circle "happy slapping" old ladies. He put Gumbie on a Blood Bowl pitch and guess what he does?! He runs around the pitch in circles "happy slapping" players!
For a Hobgoblin that makes him practically a seasoned player! No training necessary!
Interceptor- Successfully Intercepted a Pass.
"Heels King" Shifty is king of well.. doing heels!
He runs up behind opposing players and stamps down on the back of their boots as they run in the hope of making them trip. If he gets the shoe off altogether then all the better!
Grabbing opposing players and delivering a lightning fast, long lasting Chinese Burn isn't the best of ideas when the player is a 7 foot tall Black Orc Blocker, but you try telling this Hobbo that!
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Juggernaut (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)

2 Confirmed Kills
Tuskor is no Hobgoblin as you may have noticed, but he IS the biggest bully in all of Explosivo!
This Doombull doesn't speak very often, but he does like to bellow a booming laugh every time one of "his boys" victimises another player or trips and falls face first into the turf!
However, he doesn't like it at all when one of the Hobbos is kicked in by the opposition, that's HIS job!
**Did you know?**
Da Bullyboy is the only player in all of Narlgoth's teams to have
Piling On. He figures that with little else going for the them this team more then any has the right to use this overpowered cheese skill! Besides, it adds to Da Bullyboy's personality, and that's what this team's all about!