Bruxz might have the biggest biceps on the squad but he ain't the brightest. He's too busy doing preacher curls to keep up with his fellow blitzers...

Made team skipper after a series of good performances, Skull Crusha directs the action on the line of scrimmage. He doesn't have great cardio, so don't expect to see him running anywhere.

Biggutz can pick up the ball on a reasonably regular basis. That's enough to earn him the nickname Brainz!