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Reptile Disfunction
Block (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
SCAFELL PIKE: The casualty machine, every lizard needs love!
The amorous saurus with too much love give...
Key Skills:
* Attempting to find love during matches, which invariably ends up with his love interest getting injured
* Stopping them stupid dodgy guys
* Hogging VP
* Stamp collecting
Lost loves (Kill) list:
#11 Behram Želimir
#8 Canto
#10 Ken Norton Jr.
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Dodge
Stunty
+AG (40k)
+AV (30k)
Block (30k)
Jump Up (20k)
Side Step (20k)
GARY COLEMAN:
The one and only Gary Coleman back from the dead...
Key skills:
* Short jokes
* Sneaking through tacklezones
* Ducking and diving
* An unstoppable desire to prove the beauty of the skink passing game to Ben Macdui
+AG (40k)
Block (20k)
Dodge (30k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Ben Macdui:
The exception to rule that Saurus can't handle a ball.
Key skills:
* Hogging the VP
* Hugging elfs
* Pissing off the skinks by handling the ball and scoring!
* Perfect attendance (yet to miss a game)
Dodge
Stunty
Block (30k)
Sure Hands (30k)