No one is sure what Swavek is actually in the team for. He thinks he is a thrower but has no skills to support it. Is allergic to blocking and never been anywhere near the end zone. He has however save the day on more than one occasion.

Since gaining the Dirty Player skill Swavek still has the record of being the only player to play in every game, although he hasn't managed to start a second half yet. Swavek and refs do not get on.

Game 48 saw his run of consecutive games under threat with a nasty looking niggling injury. The appo though just could't let him go and saved. This resulted in the ogre dying later so no harm done.