Heroic Feats of the Mighty Albania

* Dodging through several tackle zones to bring down the enemy goblin just short of the line, on his own.

* Holding a rampant trollslayer at bay for an entire game

* Being thrown at a wood elf and claiming the ball right beneath his pointy nose

* Running through four tackle zones to punch the ball out of a gutter runner's hands, before tripping him up as he tried to get it back, and picking up the ball to handoff for the touchdown.

* Straight-out blitzing a berserker down, flipping the ball away like it was an errant fly

* Runs through a busy crowd like it just ain't there, smacking the ball out of the hands of some rough-tough beastman with a noise like a victorious small bear

* Laughs in the face of death, holding back a mighty orc blitzer, before running in the third touchdown. Watches in awe as the opposing troll eats their goblin.