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Face Blottaz
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Sure Hands
Accurate (20k)
Aug 30, 2012 - Murky "The Dredger" Muckraker, as he's being called by several of the Face Blottaz' two dozen fans, is tearing up the pitch in the club's early matches, raking in 3 casualties in his first four games with the team, including a kill against a Beast of Nurgle (which later recovered). Both the club manager and the fans are excited about what's to come from this hard-headed Nob.
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+MA (30k)
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Zapp has been with the Blottaz ever since the club's days as a mid-level hybrid Ork/Undead Fringe League franchise, though he served primarily as a waterboy for the squad's manager, Doctor Mister Cringethrottle, D.D. (as he's known by the fans).
When the squad moved to the FUMBBL Ranked Division and turned all-greenskin, Zapp was the first to sign on, having pilfered a set of armor and some spiked gauntlets from the old equipment room before the Nibelheim stadium was sold.
September 6, 2012 - Blitzer Brannigaaaagh has earned himself the unpleasant nickname "Glass Lightning" after a string of matches in which he zipped past the opposing defensive line, straight into the arms of rear defenders who promptly knocked him unconscious. In most cases he remained knocked out for most of the subsequent match, contributing little or nothing to his team's efforts and earning him the ire of all the truly die-hard Blottaz fans.
August 30, 2012 - In his first two appearances for the newly-christened Face Blottaz, Zapp has more than proven the worth of his enthusiasm and patience, earning himself an MVP award (commentators called him "Green Lightning" for his fancy footwork and outstanding speed) and scoring one of the squad's two touchdowns.
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Sure Hands
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Always Hungry
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Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
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