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Scum Suckers Utd
</br><table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>4</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3330742'>Norsology</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Broken Neck:</b></br>
Hugruck nearly lost his life after being pile-driven by a Viking and breaking his neck...
Fortunately the team apoc fixed him up with only long term effect being a slight loss of nimbleness.
When asked whether this will affect his future performance Hugruck is reported to have replied "Eek erk sqeeek, erik kic eeek irek", which certainly answers that.</td></tr></td></tr></table>
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Horns (30k)
Side Step (20k)
Wrestle (20k)
<br/><table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background:#000000;color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>6</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3332738'>Sherwood Queens</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Emerging Star Status Achieved:</b></br>
A truly amazing game for Skeetz.
2 touch downs in 2 turns thanks to a Blitz during kick off, the 2nd of which required blocking the Woodie Thrower that was holding the ball at the time, before scooping it up and heading for the end zone.
He followed this up with a pass to Bolck who scored the Suckers 3rd TD of the game, and finally receiving the MVP award to take him to Emerging Star status!
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Dodge
Weeping Dagger
+MA (30k)
Sprint (20k)
</br><table style='border-spacing:0px;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:1em;background:white;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='text-align:center;background:black;color:white;'><th colspan='2'>Unfortunate Opponents</th></tr><tr><td style='vertical-align:middle;text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8658988'><img src='https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/uwgoblin1.gif' title="Abesi Nofok" /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='https://fumbbl.com/i/324878' title='Who is next?' /></td></tr></table>
</br><table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>8</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3335149'>Da Lootaz</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>One Turn Touch Down!</b></br>
The Suckers 8th game saw Bolck strike like lightning for a 1 turn touch down on the very first turn of the match, the first of 2 TD's for the team which secured the win for the rats.
Sadly for Bolck his feats merely made him the Orc's no. 1 target and he spent most of the rest of the match on the bench...</td></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:center;'>1</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3333328'>CUT</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Good Game</b></br>
Despite the Suckers losing the game Bolck performed impressively.
2 completions for 2 TD's, a <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8658988'>Gobbo</a> death, and MVP... what more could we ask for?</td></tr></td></tr></table>
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block (20k)
Guard (30k)
<table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background:#000000;color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>8</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3335149'>Da Lootaz</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Fractured Skull</b></br>
Sadly a straight forward fall while going for it in an attempt to secure the 2nd touch down of the match saw Kourk fracture his skull.
Fortunately this won't affect his performance as a scoring and support player, but it has made a fairly fragile rat even more so...
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Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate (20k)
<table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background:#000000;color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>8</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3335149'>Da Lootaz</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Smashed Ankle</b></br>
Although the coach had flagged the Star Blitzer <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8574323'>Ungrim</a> as one to watch, at the start of the 2nd half Irksiz took up a position too close to the sideline, and the Frenzied Orc sent him head first into the waiting Lootaz fans.
Irksiz managed to get away thanks to loyal Suckers fans coming to the rescue, but not before having his ankle smashed, putting his future career into question.
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</br><table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>2</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3328390'>Greenland Grunts</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Broken Neck:</b></br>
On only his second appearance for the Suckers, Hirt decided to take on the might of the Orcs and block a linesman.
Unfortunately for him the Orc in question wasn't impressed in the slightest, and promptly deflected the blow, resulting in a broken neck for Hirt...</td></tr></td></tr></table>
</br><table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;'><th style='text-align:center;'>Game</th><th>Opponent</th><th>Event</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:center;'>5</th><th style='text-align:left;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3331614'>Mecha Mayhem</a></th><td><div style='text-align:left;width:300px;display:inline-block;'><b>Fractured Skull:</b></br>
Sadly for Vurk the coach had already directed the team apoc to tend to Reezulz when the might of Chaos (in the form of a Warriors fist) met his face...
To rub salt into the wound the coach had mis-judged Reelzulz wounds as he had merely been knocked out and would have likely have returned to the match without the apoc's help.</td></tr></td></tr></table>
Frenzy
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal