Varag Ghoul-Chewer has come out of retirement to lead the Eye once again! The team seem to be under orders to let the captain score - there have to be some perks to being captain I guess...

With no catchers in the team, Harg gets little chance to show off his passing game so spends most of his time bossing the other players around.

Asked what his tactics were by an inexperineced reporter Krug replied:
"Da boss sayz I 'av da get da ball den 'it em."
Unfortunately for the rookie reporter Krug was holding the match ball at the time...

Rip Sorepain is the team's official vice-presendent of offensive tactics. The scale of his tactical genius is best explained by the team directive he wears painted in human blood on his chestplate:
"Kill 'em"

If the rest of the team are nasty, Hak Demoncutter is the Devil himself.

Varag Choul-Chewer provided an invaluable insite into team selection policy whan asked about what Da Rock brought yo the team. "Ees big" explained Varag.

Asked how he got his unusual name, Burnstuntie Joy explained he used to be the team chef before taking to the field.