Fatgrinder Smellyhammer replaced the teams bellowing minotaur, wich is now happily shouting, bellowing and having huge tantrums at the players to his hearts content without being in everyones way on the field, functioning also as a halftime AND ontime show for the audience lucky enough to be sitting far enough from his voice.

Surprisingly, everyone on the team, including the loud whimsical minotaur, are happier with the decision, especially Fatgrinder, taking all opportunities to bash heads, like on his free time.

Fatgrinder also has recently developed an affinity to maim several players at a time, making him quite the performance in any appropriate situation, as his teammates are beginning to brace themselves to give the big lug a nice, friendly boost with a boot or a fist.

Fatgrinder also only recently realized that if he jumps a little forward after only getting a few groans around his boots, he gets a lot of screaming after he's "landed" with usually one or two satisfying crunches he likes.


While the ogre does not always deliver a steady performance, he is the absolute favourite of the team fans, staff, players and the head coach.