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Legion of Death Munchers
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BBQ Coliseum
#1
Chaos Spawn
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5
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2
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60
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8
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11
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GPP
24
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0
SPP
24
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Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Juggernaut
Tackle
Casualty Trick- Caused 3 Casualties in a Single Match.
Interceptor- Successfully Intercepted a Pass.

He made his entry into the Legion by constructing a great Coliseum made entirely of meat on an epic scale!

Towers made of Bacon Cheese Burgers, walls made of BBQ rib racks, corn dogs and Bacon Strips, seats made of Hot dogs and filled with a sand made of mac'n cheese!

The Legion would have used it as their stadium, but they ate it.
Slaughterhouse Special
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Chaos Spawn
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2
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33
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7
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3
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0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
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Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Juggernaut
Tentacles
1 Confirmed Kill

Another master artificer of meat, he is the creator of the Slaughter House Special.

A Gingerbread House, minus the Gingerbread and replaced with slaughtered animals. A foundation of Mince meat, Walls of Beef, Bacon and Mince meat cement, windows and doors of Ham, Puff Pastry ceiling, a spare rib fence, mashed potato garden, Candy Bacon roof and filled with Cheese Whizz, lots of Cheese Whiz.

The Legion would have lived there, but they ate it.
 
TurBaconEpic II
#3
Carver
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2
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3
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6
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Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Expect nothing BUT eternal servitude to a Chaos God when you make and eat a bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a pig- hence the TurBaconEpic was born into damnation.

I don't think we need to say anything more. Except for Bacon Strips.
Meatzza
#4
Carver
MA
5
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2
AG
3
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6
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0
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22
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0
F
9
G
8
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
1 Confirmed Kill

This Halfling went crazy and created a mighty Pizza made entirely of meat!

Minced Beef base, Chorizo Sausage Crust, Custom Liquor Infused Meat Pizza Sauce, Flank Steak Pieces, Bacon Pieces, Cheese, Pepperoni, and more Sauce.

Bread is for Elves.
 
Chilli Four Loko
#5
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
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2
AG
3
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6
R
5
B
7
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0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
XPP
0
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0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
When asked what his culinary fall into Chaos tasted like all he could say was "Crazy alcohol rainbow pig".

Beans, Tomato Sauce, Sour Cream, a pile of Jalpeno Peppers, Bacon, Pepperoni, Ham, Back Bacon, Moar Bacon, custom Cheese Sticks made from Cheese covered in Jalpeno Crisps and deep fried, chips, cheese.

He even drank his beer out of a chalice made from bacon and ate the whole thing with a paddle.
Fast Food Lasagna
#6
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
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2
AG
3
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6
R
4
B
21
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
He created a terrifying lasagna fit for a Chaos God, and ate it.

45 Big McMurtys used in place of pasta to make layer upon layer of Burgers, Bacon, Special Whiskey/Sausage/Mince/Onion Sauce, Burger Sauce and Cheese with an Onion Ring crispy topping.
 
Ultimate Pizza Sandwich
#7
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
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2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
22
P
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F
2
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1 Confirmed Kill

He made the Pizza (and sandwich) to end all Pizzas (and sandwiches).

Two buns, each made of 2 16" meat feast pizzas and 20 pizza balls folded into an outer later of Pizza crust. He filled the gap in between with pizza sauce, bacon, pepperoni, slices of sausage, cheese and pancetta.

The result? A Pizza sandwich filled with Pizza and made of two mounds of bread, each stuffed with Pizza.
Fast Food Wellington
#8
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
59
B
7
P
1
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
Block
When the Watch broke in and found him sat with it at his table he said, "That ain't a little boy in there, it's 45 whole Big McMurtys, 100 Bacon strips and handfuls of Fois Gras all wrapped in a giant puff pastry. A Fast Food Wellington".
 
Cheesey Grilled Cheese Tower II
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Chaos Halfling
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Dodge
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Stunty
He'd always been a quiet, Lactose Intolerant Halfling. That's the reason he finally lost it and made the Cheesey Grilled Cheese Tower.

12 grilled triple cheese and bacon sandwiches, covered in a batter mix made from cheesey puffs and Jager and deep fried, then covered with any remaining batter and cheese.

He exploded shortly after eating it.
Meat Salad
#11
Chaos Halfling
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2
AG
3
AV
6
R
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B
21
P
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F
1
G
8
Cp
1
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Td
1
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1
GPP
9
XPP
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9
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Foul Appearance
Mixed greens as he believes they were meant to be; not green.

Flank Steak Lettuce, Spicy Pepperoni Carrots, Meatball Radishes, Cucumber Sausages, Tomato Salami, Pork Croutons, Beer Bacon Bits, Creamy Beer Bacon Dressing and Chicken (because all salads have Chicken).
 
Breakfast Lasagna
#12
Chaos Halfling
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10
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11
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7
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0
SPP
7
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
He saw the pleasures of the Fast Food Lasagna and thought that it was time to take Breakfast to the next level.

So he made a Lasagna of fast food breakfasts- layers of 20 Bacon Breakfast Sandwiches, Bacon Strips, Bacon Bean Mince, 20 Ham Breakfast Sandwiches, a layer of Sliced Ham, hot and spicy hot cheese white sauce, 20 Sausage Breakfast Sandwiches, hand fulls of Pork Burgers and Hash Browns to top and covered in mountains of cheese.

Washed down with Bucks Fizz consisting of Crystal, Orange Crush and Sunny Delight.

The most important meal of the day.
Meatball Deathstar II
#13
Chaos Halfling
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ST
2
AG
3
AV
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B
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F
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G
2
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0
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0
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0
GPP
0
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0
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0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
He made a giant Meatball filled with pasta and covered in cheese, because those little meatballs just aren't good enough.

Handfuls of mince consisting of pork, beef & veal, a threesome of meat. Vegetables- green decorative Elf crap, but someone had to eat it and you can't find it in the Bolognese sauce anyway. Pancetta (bacon was on holiday), lots of sauce, lots of pasta and plenty of cheesee. Make the mince into two shells. Fill each with the sauce, pasta and handfuls of cheese, then seal those babies together. Completely cover in meat sauce, handfuls of cheese and cook in a giant Garlic Bread nest.

That ain't no moon, its someone's dinner.
 
Chocolate Breakfast
#14
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Meat Tank
#15
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
12
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
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0
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0
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0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Boss Bacon Burger II
#16
Head Carver
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m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Once he was just an ordinary Halfling, but then he encountered a group of mystic men who told him that the key to resurrection and eternal power lied within bacon, and so he made the Boss Bacon Burger.

He collected over 500 strips of bacon, made his own giant bacon burger bap (complete with sliced Bacon throughout and sprinkled with Bacon) and set to work.

He made a giant burger out of minced Bacon and minced Beef and filled the centre with Bacon strips. He made 3 litres of melted cheese and a litre of whiskey beer sauce, and finished by putting another 400 strips of Bacon on top.

He then ate the whole thing, sealing his fate by becoming leader of the Legion of Death Munchers. He likes it because there's Bacon.