With a constructed individual, one usually doesn't expect him to be polite, well-spoken and friendly. Sardine Fellow is exactly that, a pleasant "man" to be around. Speaking of politics he's able to maintain his calm, be open to views of others and will patiently wait for you to finish elaborating your side of a story. He's a volunteer for a local home for the elderly and in his spare time likes to collect stamps. Too bad about that fishy smell. Building his skin partially from sardine cans was a great idea except for the smell. But hardly anyone dares to mention it to him. It would be rude.

Did You Know:
That Sardine is a vegetarian?

"I need a guard at my palace. You know, the strong, stern no-nonsense type?"
The necromancer rubbed his hands together. "I can do better. How about one that doesn't need lunch breaks?". Obviously the king was sold and the Necromancer started working. It all seemed a happy story (well, if you ignore the part where body parts were recycled) but after only three days the King's new guard was returned. "I want a refund. Now!". Apparently, the Necromancer forgot about the sleeping sounds with the 'no sleep' part as the guard was snoring ALL DAY, even though he doesn't actually sleep. The Necromancer isn't one to waste a resource over such a minor flaw and sold him to Nuzzling management where he's a rather popular character on the field.

Did You Know:
Snoring Fallacy likes to take pretend naps during half time?

Well, it's not often that you see your belly torn open with such grace and intricate slashing patterns. Apothecaries and coroners both have been seen staring at Calligraphy Font's work on his opponents. Where the usual werewolf leaves his victim in random tatters, Calligraphy tends to make real work of it. An upward slash here, a thick superficial scratch there and one more diagonal double slash across the whole thing ending with a combined curve and voila, you've been carved up in style. But somehow now all your organs are bleeding too.


Did You Know?
That Calligraphy is the Nuzzling's very first actual "stat freak"? With +AG and +MA that's the first +AG on a non-AG2 player (Joshua did take the +AG, a golem didn't). We're still waiting on that +ST...


Update:
Season 22 Most Valuable Player


Season 22 Top Scorer


Season 18 Top Scorer

Season 16: MVP Award

Woooohoooo will you look at that... OUCH. DAT CLAW!
Alright, Curvy is one awesome looking Werewolf. And while her looks are stunning indeed, so are her claws. Therefore Nuzzling Necros management advice everyone to only use the official press release, which includes pictures, for any staring, scrutiny or "purely scientific/artistic" activities. Nuzzling Necros management advice against any live ogling as it's considered a major health risk.
Her ferocious nature is one of her biggest selling points, therefore we have great expectations of her (read: expecting to roll doubles).

Did You Know:
That Curvy has already featured on the cover of the most recent issue Orcs Illustrated? She looks great in that blood-stained swimsuit!

Jordell Freshbreeze, the actual star, raised in this game. Went under a different name because of FUMBBL city hall fumbling some paperwork but mayor Christer set things straight.

I'm expecting +AG and +AG for his first two skill ups...

Update:
HUBBA Season 20: Dirtiest Player Award


HUBBA Season 22: Dirtiest Player Award

In her previous life she was one of those. You know them. "Close the door!", "Whose dishes are this? Clean that up!", "Who ate the only vegan pizza?" and "There's too many pubes in the shower!". One day enough was enough and somebody grabbed the 3rd place trophy in her high school's geography contest and saved themselves from a lot of nagging and bossing around. To prevent ending up on the gallows the rest of the house worked together in getting rid of the body and even made a few gold pieces out of it. The Nuzzling's HR department were happy with the quality of the body and managed to raise her into a Wight.

Did You Know...
that Bossy has absolutely no concept of geography anymore? Home, away, it's all the same to her and don't even bother asking about countries and capitals. The Magical Detective Agency is currently putting quite some effort in trying to retrieve that trophy.

Former rotter of Rottenburg Hubbabubbas killed in this match

"You can't stop me" she shouted to her parents. She left her very remote village carrying her few belongings and stepped into the wide world, too impatient to stay a bit longer and travel with the priests as most others did. Quite a cluess twenty-years-old she was and before long she encountered a fast flowing river. Unable to swim she decided to make herself a raft. Her impatience showed again and instead of a full-fledged raft she decided she could do with a smaller one. She regretted that only very shortly as she went under with her bonsai-sized raft. She washed ashore two days later but not alive anymore. Angry with the world she had risen as a wight and a traveling "recruiter" (some say Necromancer) directed her towards the Nuzzling Necros.

Did You Know...
Bonsai Raft has a rather unique collection of miniature rafts. Apparently she also has a unique sense of humor.

Somewhere in a city a few decades ago: A building, it wasn't a house, nor a shack, it looked like an urban barn with tubes going in and out, rusted grates covering holes in broken lumber and different kinds of smoke pouring out of many of those holes. The thing definitely went *BOOM*. Neighbors mostly perished in the blast and all that was left standing was something that resembled a metal balista with rather hot bolts shooting out of it in random directions. A hoodlum told the guard that the occupant had been building something she called a "Rye-gum". It sounded tasty but she never bothered explaining it to him. A few weeks later from the still smouldering ruins what remained of the inventor rose from the dead and stumbled away in the night. After a few months the Rye-gum stopped shooting but the area is considered cursed and has been abandoned ever since.

Did You Know?
Zapping's rather static and caused her helmet to snap loose once in a while. New reinforced straps have proven rather effective but those spikes tend to get stuck in her shoulders every now and then.

Former linerat of Infectious_Diseases killed in this match

Spells were slung around as if it were poop in a group of angry apes seeing a tiger crawling up to them. Fireballs, cones of acid, frog zapping rays and one silvery ray to finish off the entire army. The last ray seemed to slice through the entire world, straight into the sky. As a result the war ended and despite the best efforts of those still alive a few bodies were secretly dragged away and sold to various interested parties. One of them, the Nuzzling Necros Recruitment Team.

Did You Know...
Zenithal Ray has a silvery pair of eyes. Unlike the rest of his body they seem unaffected by his state of rotting.

There's always one, you know. Trying to find that one specific way of winning that just seeps the fun out of the game for everyone. Well Zerg Rush used to be one of them. Unfortunately for him after this 10th consecutive win the universe decided to interfere and his body was struck down by an anonymous god without any of the other gods objecting. As a penance Zerg Rush is serving a 10-year sentence in a public undead service. Once again he's found a loophole to exploit and is now the best paid zombie on the Nuzzling Necros roster. And still cheating...

Did You Know...
that Zerg Rush is quite happy fulfilling his role as a reserve to Jordell Freshbreeze? Probably has to do with the amount of play time correlating to the amount of injuries sustained.

<mister__joshua> I can be your new thrower
<mister__joshua> Sure hands, Kick off return
<mister__joshua> and on doubles, Hail Mary!

<mister__joshua> Unless he rolls +str
<mister__joshua> then I'll let you go Block > Guard
<mister__joshua> to recreate his former glory