Seratogin is the original bully of the team; though he has suffered considerably at the hands of out of control fans. It happens so often in fact that the sports book was forced to accept bets on what period of the game spectators will take him out exactly.

Despite being the main target on the field he showed up to the squad's first 13 matches before receiving a smashed hoof which benched him.

Became the 2nd pharmacist to earn the triple MVP crown in his 14th match. Making a solid performance against a very tough ogre squad.

Debuted in the squad's 8th fixture, taking the jersey of team original, slain former captain; Wist Mignon.

The captaincy position was then passed over to him in his 9th match, eager to make an impact on the still young roster.

Snuff replaces the short-lived captain Justin Maar, making a solid debut performance in the squad's 16th match. Playing a nice positional role; he supported the ball carrier against the pesky elves for most of the game, only making a single block on the day but it resulted in a nasty casualty for the elves.

Debuts in the squad's 13th match, replacing slaughtered team captain Piledrive Cronon.

Hired to debut in the squad's 10th match - giving the squad a full warrior foursome for the first time.

A team original, smashing his ankle in the team's infamous nightmare 5th fixture against The Radiating Rodents II.

Suffered a pinched nerve in his 11th fixture - in a particularly charged rematch against The Radiating Rodents II. The Pharmacy again lose a chaos warrior captain when the two teams meet; making another nightmare for Pharmacy fans.

Original member of the team - fracturing his skull in the squad's 6th fixture in one of the major league's 10th anniversary celebration day matches.

An original member of the team, suffered a fractured arm in his 4th match. It would later be revealed that the ref had been replaced with a crippled mindless zombie physically and mentally incapable of making any calls.

Suffered a terrible knee injury in his 12th match that medical facilities could not treat.

A drastic leg injury developed in his 13th match but was successfully treated and Lort rejoined play for the 2nd half to play a great match.

Debuts in the squad's 11th fixture along with Uru Twitfarm, it will be the first time the squad hasn't had to rely on journeymen since the team's debut match.

In his 2nd match Huggy declared a pant-war on opposing rat ogre Dr. Fluffypants, after some early tussling the vermin ogre was carried from the pitch with a broken jaw as Huggy emerged victorious as the pant-victor.

Original member of the team - Flackz became a local hero in his 14th appearance in which he scored an amazing equalizing touchdown and murdered the opposing team's star ghoul both right on the final buzzer to ignite the stadium's home crowd.

Also he became the only player to attend all 14 of the squad's first matches as the average Pharmacist's attendance record is not great.

Original member of the team - he was revived from the death after taking a serious knock in his 5th game; leaving him with some severe back problems as a reminder of his close brush with the other side.

A fractured arm during his 10th match was to sideline him for a game. Though it wasn't all sour milk; as he became the first Pharmacist to earn 3 career MVPs.

A set of broken ribs in his 13th match were to cause him further bother.

Debuts in the squad's 11th fixture along with Huggy McCreepypants, it will be the first time the squad hasn't had to rely on journeymen since the team's debut match! It wasn't a long debut for Uru as he was ejected right at the beginning for a blatant gang foul on a defenseless elf.