Wally teamed up with the late King K. Rool ( http://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=9119986 ) on the so-called "Line that Shook the World," the Porkies' fearsome front line from games 1-26. During that time, the duo combined to log 69 casualties -- almost 3 per game from these two alone!

Given this crucial performance, it's shocking that neither player won the MVP while both were alive, but Wally earned his first MVP (and his first non-CAS SPPs) on the night King died. The torch is passed... Wally is the rock at the center of this team.

9/10/2013: Wally reached top 25 all-time among active Pygmy Kroxigors.

Time has taught me that Charlie Kellies tend to come to a bad end. And yet here I am with one more. Will I ever learn?

One of the last two survivors from the original team, "Dinky" has never been a star, but with his ability to bring down the opposition, he's a valuable part of the team's defense. (He's also the team's most prolific passer for some reason? Weeeeird.)

We have to keep Lima safe. She's named after my wife. (Please disregard the earlier Lima who died.)

Beaten into the dust, this jaguar keeps going... on the theory that we'd rather have a good Jaguar for one drive than a rookie for the whole game. (And with our eagles not catching on, what are we going to do?)