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Spikey's Blue Bits
Spikey is of course the leader of this motley crew. While other
Skaven would most likely turn and run at the mention of full force
combat on the football pitch, Spikey relishes it. He even has a
dagger hidden in his football glove...er, wait no he doesn't
*Kills the Blood Bowl Pundit and stashes his body*
Bluey is Spikey's second in command and also his litter brother.
The two of them have nearly killed each other on multiple occasions
but they will always team up when it comes to a scrap.
Numb-Nutz is an unfortunate nickname that heralds back to his time
as a punching bag for the resident greyseer of their warren. He was
battered so badly in the ratty crown jewels that he no longer feels
pain there. Perfect when most Blood Bowl players are likely to use
this sensitive area to make an opponent wince.
Numb-Nutz has now received a bit more training in throwing the ball. During the latest training session he was out with a pulled tailbone and so spent the entire period throwing bits of food at the rest of the team as they played.
He was so accurate he even managed to throw a piece of Halfling Pot-Pie into Bluey's ear and he still hasn't got it out.
Clampy is the most sure handed of the team and also the most greedy.
This is the reasoning behind his name, which was given when he
refused to give up the trophy from the last cup they were in and it
sits in pride of place atop his mantlepiece. Well, a shelf of dirt
in his burrow.
Legs has a bit of an ironic name it seems. While he was young he had
his kneecaps broken by an enterprising eshin assassin and he has
never been the same since. However, his diminutive size also means
he can slip under the vast amount of opponents legs. A handy skill.
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
+MA
Block
Squirt is named so because he is continually fearful. A stinky cloud
manages to follow him wherever he goes and even the whisper of a
deadly person nearby will send him into shivers of fright. However,
this does mean he runs extremely fast!
Squirt has capitalised on his fear of...well, everything and put it into his training regime. He now routinely runs away from the teams Cheerleader Rat Ogre 'Scampers' to train, giving him increased knowledge of fleeing on the field.
Spikey has realised that to survive he needs to train hard and become a bit more of a brawler. So, one night he stole away from the training hovel and went to a nearby skaven burrow. Here he joined in with the pit fighting and while not landing a single punch he was able to avoid most of the opponents and block a fair few too!
When you want someone killed you come to Stabber. This brutal rat
will stop at nothing to jump ontop of you and eat your innards. Yeah,
he isn't a pleasant fellow at all.
Poker has an unfortunate habit of poking things he shouldn't do.
This does mean however he is excellet at distracting his enemies
as they wonder what on earth he is doing scrabbling in the dirt.
Fluffy was found in a small hole in the ground by Spikey during the match against the Stochastic Slasher and had been found to be prodding and irritating the teams Snow Troll so that it wouldn't turn around and crush the rest of the Skaven team.
For his idiotic bravery and rather puffed up fur he was awarded a place on the team and will now face all big guys when the need is greatest.
Fluffy does not relish this position...
Cutter has a rather odd name since he doesn't like to cut things at
all. In fact he prefers to stay away from a fight and work on the
team uniform in the quiet of his burrow. He is masterful with a
needle, thread and a pair of shears.
Stamper is the older brother of Cutter and he works on the
merchandising end of things. Whenever you buy a rat on a stick, or
a lump of Warpstone Cheese Chocolate he will make sure the stamp
of Spikey's Blue Bits is on it.
- Of late a lot of stuff has been going missing from the locker room of SBB and it seems like Stamper is the reason. So, instead of killing him for nicking off with bags full of warpstone tokens Spikey decided to give Stamper a new job. He now has to run at the nearest ball carrier, whomever it is, and steal the ball of them.
This has not gone well in training so far.
Knobbler is a poor fellow who only recently joined the team. Sadly
he was the result of a poor experiment with warpstone and the
rat ogre genus and he looks a tad deformed. Although, don't mention
his haircut or he might go a bit mental and well, knobble you.
Motley was one of the fans at the recent game against the Chaos Dwarfs and when things were looking grim Spikey herded him down from the stands when he was enjoying a nice pint of Orca-Cola and made him cheer for them.
However, when the game was over and Spikey realised he was going to be two players down for his next game he forced Motley at knife point to join.
He did not refuse.
Frenzy
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
Tiny was the product of extensive warpstone juice drink testing after their final game of the season. After drinking an excessive amount of the 'green stuff' he became Relentless and felt like a Red Bull in an Estalian China shop.
He then grew four times his regular size and was christened as the teams Rat Ogre. They are now determind, regardless of injury to come back and beat some Elves into the dirt next time they get to play.