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Polly's Woes
Is it a throat udder? A goitre? NO!! It's just my Pelican Neck, perfect for collecting fish
That's with a capital B. I need a mirror to see my tally wackle
Well with the weight my poor little stumpy pins have to carry, is it any wonder?
She who must be obeyed and the owner of my soul. Sorry got to go, chores to be done
What, where? My eyes are in as much of a mess as the rest of me
All I can see are legs...What's it like up there?
I refuse to let the fact I am in my 50's stop me from having a ridiculous boyband haircut
Prince Charming, Prince Charming, Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Ooooo shut that door...
Oh no, my body is backward. I have a couple of chest hairs but my back is like a Mohair Jumper
When will I get some? Neeevvvveeeerrrrr
It Burns us, it burrrrnnnnnssssss