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Contaminated Foodchain
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Horsemeat Scandal
#1
Rotspawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
63
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
+MA
Stand Firm
Game 6
Horsemeat Scandal, already feared for his positional awareness, marks his third league casualty by developing hooked tendrils that appear to lock him in place. (+Stand Firm)
Salmonella
#2
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
94
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Mighty Blow
Game 4
Salmonella puts in a fine display of positional blocking and is rewarded with MVP award by TV pundits. (+Block)

Game 8
Scooping up the ball 7 squares from the end zone, Salmonella scores a rare rushing Touchdown and is rewarded with an uncanny ability to spot weakness in enemy armour. (+Mighty Blow)
 
Glass Fragments
#3
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
85
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Mighty Blow
Game 3
Glass Fragments manages to cause a casualty on a Goblin but learns a new whacking technique in the process. (+Block)

Game 9
A second MVP award puts Glass Fragments on the fast track to greatness. (+Mighty Blow)
Undeclared Tadadafil
#4
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
29
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
 
Faecal Matter Found in Almond Cake
#5
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
74
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Game 12
After Faecal Matter finally reached his third casualty he decided to knuckle down in training and focus more on knocking people over in future. (+Block)
Alan Turing's Apple
#6
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
119
B
90
P
1
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
7
Mvp
0
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Claw
Mighty Blow
Game 4
A touchdown and a casualty mark the Pestigor's breakout performance. All the podcasts are talking about him as 'one to watch'. (+Block)

Game 7
No longer just the hipster's favourite, 'the Apple' has become the Foodchain's pinup amongst housewives. Two casualties and a touchdown keeps the true fans cheering too. (+Mighty Blow)

Game 11
The league's first emerging star has identified himself. This Pestigor just can't stop scoring. Or maiming people. He's like a horny Diego Costa. (+Claw)
 
Litvenenko's Sushi
#7
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
163
B
15
P
10
F
0
G
8
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
7
Mvp
0
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
+AG
Block
Game 2
Sushi demonstrates his clinical finishing with a running Touchdown in each half against the previously undefeated Skaven team Zoonosis. Pundits predict more to come if he can stay healthy. (+AG)

Game 5
After a strong display, including two completions and a casualty in his fifth game, the flamboyant Sushi emerged as an accomplished blocker . (+Block)
Balantidiasis
#8
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
3
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Game 1
Q-Fever was a Gutter Runner whose teeth were white as snow. And everywhere that Q-Fever went a Rotter was sure to go... and foul him.

Gang fouled in the Contaminated Foodchain's debut match, Q-Fever died and was reborn a Rotter too. However, he was a disruptive influence in the changing room and was fired before the next match.
 
Billy Rotten
#10
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
16
B
36
P
1
F
4
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Block
Game 7
Billy, a surprise MVP, has developed into a top drawer blocker. Rumours that Human teams are scouting him may be premature. (+Block)
Chinese Milk Scandal
#11
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
56
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Dodge
 
Sticky Steve
#12
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
2
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Mouldy McTavish
#13
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
28
B
23
P
7
F
6
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Kick
Leader
Game 6
Quickly emerging as leader of the Foodchain's dressing room, McTavish's second MVP award sees him formalise his position as captain. (+Leader)

Game 10
McTavish's third MVP performance saw the Foodchain guarantee victory in the League of Men and also claim the Million Gobbo Belt. He marked this occasion by practicing his kicking. (+Kick)
 
Joe Keithley
#14
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot