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Palisade
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Grunt
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
25
B
126
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Strong Arm
Grunt used to be a tavern bouncer with his brother Fill, but was headhunted by Palisade's coach after seeing him accidentally dragged into a Street Bowl match in Kislev.
Hefty
#2
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
5
B
125
P
0
F
1
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Hefty used to draw the wagon for J S Mifflin's Travelling Cavalcade of Wonders, until an angry mob charged the stage after a poorly thought out joke.
 
Largo
#3
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
16
B
75
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Largo says that her full name is Princess Largo Francesca Mittefrool von Heisenberg, and that she ran away from home because she was bored of living in a tower waiting for a prince to rescue her. We have no reason to doubt her.
Bricktop
#4
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
3
B
132
P
0
F
1
G
18
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Bricktop earned his nickname after demolishing a brick outhouse with his head as part of a drunken wager.
 
Squishy
#5
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Squishy has a stuffed toy squig that he takes everywhere with him. As it is very old, and had never been washed it makes an unpleasant squishing noise when he hugs it. Eeew!
Nik-Nak
#6
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
66
B
1
P
1
F
3
G
17
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Leap
Nik-Nak obsessively collects shiny things he finds after the match has finished and the crowds have gone home. He is the proud owner of 54 broken belt buckles, and 17 tin lids from Skrag chewing tobacco.
 
Snivel
#7
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
5
B
3
P
0
F
3
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Snivel seems to have a perpetual head cold. At least that's what we hope is wrong with him. The other options are too horrible to contemplate!
Queasy
#8
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
 
Hairy
#9
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Leaf
#10
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
4
R
81
B
2
P
1
F
1
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
-av
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Jump Up
Sprint
Leaf seems to have an affinity for trees, and likes to climb them every chance he gets. No one cares enough to ask him why.
 
Hurtle
#11
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
26
B
2
P
0
F
3
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Sprint
Hurtle particularly enjoys being thrown, and always volunteers for the Thrown Team Mate drill during practices.
Crash
#13
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
65
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
Crash is banned from using doors after an incident at Nuln university that cost the team over 1700 gold in repair bills.
 
Hammer
#14
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
When he was recruited this ogre talked constantly in a barely coherant drawl. He was named for the first word the coach was able to make out.