Jennifer is 'duh smart wun'. When questioned regarding her supposed intelligence she replied "i luv bucks, i red 4 hole bucks, der wordz r hard, but der pikchers r orsome."

After a stunning performance in the first show, Jennifer has taken the lead, she had this to say on her success. "I dun fink de overz relized dat gobinz is squishy, an if u hit em ard, dey go squish."

Katie is 'duh triksie wun'. When questioned regarding her supposed cunning she replied " wel, if u wotch da snotlings, dey no tell truth, an sumtimz, dey get mor cuz of it, so i forts, imma try sumadat."

After a gravity defying throwing in the third show, Katie has taken the third show. She had this to say on her success. "wile al de ovurs wor wepin ova hehthur i sor me sum eazy pickinz und wen you cor brake em, dah snuttahs still fli wel"

Laura is 'duh frundly wun'. When questioned regarding her supposed socialness she replied "Dere iz nuthin betah in life dan sokin in dah blood of sum taysty obits wit yer frunds."

Herdur just wandered into the changing rooms of the Miss Ogre Beauty Pageant and due to a case of mistaken identity and strange Ogre pronunciation, was thought to be Heather.

Herdur even seems to believe she is Heather and just it just slipped her mind until the moment she walked into he changing rooms.

Antoine is very confused by all the attention he's been getting recently, He keeps being handed fan mail by some very ill looking humanoids. How they are confusing him for a female Ogre, Antoine has no clue, but wishes to try and win the pageant for his rotting fans nonetheless.

Being the official most valuable member of the pageant for the first show, Antoine has become very emboldened by his fame and success and believes that maybe he deserves to win this Pageant. Having the eternal backing of the Grave Dwellers will help greatly in this endeavour.

Antoine is thrilled by his success in becoming one of the People's Champion. He is glad to have the support of all his fans, without which, this would all have never been possible.

Rumours abound that Ted is actually just a particularly short Goblin, as he has been spotted in the company of many of his larger cousins. Ted vehemently denies any association with the goblins claiming "It wuz just a wun tiem ting, i wuz just a liddle pogo curius"

Ted has also recently been accused of double dipping by plying his trade on some nubile Amazonian women, Ted insists this is meaningless slander, but here at Miss Ogre Magazine, we will keep you abreast of the situation.