Gormengast is the bastardised form of the crippled Pygmalion and the agile corpse of Derek the DoubleJointed. This is to improve his ability and keep him fresh for the final game against the Orphaned Orcs.


In comparison to Pygmalion, Gormengast likes juggling and tap dancing.

Handsy the dwarf zombie was recruited in the first game of the Dart Bowl league.

He enjoys getting paralyticly drunk from Bugmans ale, sleeping in, and leather craft - he is determined to be the new teams ball carrier.

Peg Legged Jim was recruited to the SDG's in the crypts of Marienburg Cemetery. An old naval soul who spent the nights wandering the catacombs looking for his mutinous crew in order to dispense a fierce lashing!

Willfrig enjoyed Jim's anger and candor and hired him on the spot.

Vladimir the Nimble was recruited after the final game of the Dart Bowl season. In all honesty, the rest of the team was wondering why he was hired, because the season was over. However, after a lethal blow managed to crack PegLegged Jims head off, Vladimir caught Jim's head in the stand, brought it back to Willfrig and managed to perform regenerative magic.

Willfrig saw potential as a catcher and Vladimir was offered a place.

Bernard was hired in the infamous recruitment drive of the P.I.U.

Bernard enjoys a nice cup of tea and reading the newspaper.

Charlie was hired in the infamous recruitment drive of the P.I.U.

Charlie used to enjoy a good game of cards on a Sunday afternoon with his long-suffering wife Millicent... until Millicent died of fright when seeing Charlie walk through the front door of his house, dead as a, well, zombie.

Millicent now leads the cheerleading and makes the half-time snacks.

Larry was hired in the infamous recruitment drive of the P.I.U.

Larry enjoys ten pin bowling, knitting socks and munching on chocolate digestive.

Derek was hired in the infamous recruitment drive of the P.I.U.

Derek enjoys sailing, brewing his own ales and playing the harp.

Robert was hired in the infamous recruitment drive of the P.I.U.

Robert enjoys making and restoring stained-glass windows, playing the church organ and running the P.T.A for the local school.

The children aren't impressed with his participation.

Amalgam is supposedly the funny one out of the pair of Flesh Golems on the SDG's.

This is evident when Amalgam performs his famous post-match celebration of beating the living snot out of opposing cheerleaders.

Who said comedy was dead?

Chris was hired in the infamous recruitment drive of the P.I.U.

Chris was the junior member of the P.I.U, enjoying his interim year of employment.

Chris enjoys playing chess, feeding the pigeons and walking holidays in Middenheim.

Bala was raised mid-way through the 2nd Dart Bowl season. His diet consists of Goblins, Troll and Orc bits. with gravy.