Funk used to be one of Fumbbl most useless blockers. As a key blocker for his Goblin team, his Mighty Blow and Piling On talents got him all of 4 Cas after 26 games and almost 150 blocks. It all changed when he finally learned the Block skill.

Funk is on his third spell of life already. In a game against Aestus in Lectulo, he got killed twice, regenerating both times. His longtime Troll partner Drunk did not fare so well when he got killed in the same game.

Die Flakk practices inaptitude in a new dimension. 64 blocks into his career, he has 1 Cas to his name, knocking himself over no less than 8 times.

This is probably the coach's fault, who insists on using him as a blocker. When asked to go for the ball, die Flakk maintains a proud 100% record on catches (1 Interceptions, 1 Bounce).

Loddar once looted a spikey boot from a dead elf. Ever since, he has put that boot to constant, if not all that efficient use. Loddar has developped a nasty habit of trash talking the ref into looking away when he applies the boot.